It's that time of year again...

MattWolf

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The season of mists and dark nights approaches. The leaves are turning golden and thoughts are turning to firesides and crap telly. And for me it is also the start of a new academic year and returning to my cell-like office and echoing lecture hall.

I’m a professional guy (36, England) looking for a smart, sassy woman to help me stretch my sexual metaphors and tease my erotic fancies.

We're busy people but the occasional email - sent illicitly from work and waited for with tingling anticipation - livens up the day with a spring-like delight. Flirtation, intellectual stimulation, mutual fancy tickling, knicker elastic snapping, possibly dares, tasks and extra-curricula activities all sought and encouraged.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Matt
 
The season of mists and dark nights approaches. The leaves are turning golden and thoughts are turning to firesides and crap telly. And for me it is also the start of a new academic year and returning to my cell-like office and echoing lecture hall.

I’m a professional guy (36, England) looking for a smart, sassy woman to help me stretch my sexual metaphors and tease my erotic fancies.

We're busy people but the occasional email - sent illicitly from work and waited for with tingling anticipation - livens up the day with a spring-like delight. Flirtation, intellectual stimulation, mutual fancy tickling, knicker elastic snapping, possibly dares, tasks and extra-curricula activities all sought and encouraged.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Matt
You heard from 2 already and here is the third one!! Its a lucky day Matt.. ;)
 
My lucky day indeed Nancy... so lucky you posted twice (unfortunately your PM is off, so I can't leave you a message in return)...
 
on line now

thanks for the replies.. I'm answered all that Pm'd.... But I'm online and horny now, so if any women would like something cruder and/or more immediate then drop me a line.
 
So how crude would you like things to be Matt? Do you like a little tease to get you started, or do you prefer things hot & hard right from the start?
 
Oh Arenya it varies. Sometimes getting deep to intimate details and encounters in an explicit and unthinking manner with a total stranger can be very special.

On other times I just want the tease to never end, like the stripper who keeps revealling another layer and so the moment of revelation is perpetually and therefore delightfully postponed.
 
I'm going to take a stab in the dark with this one... English professor? ;)

*tries to figure out how to type out a snort*

Good one....almost spit my tea on my computer. You get points for that.


Oh, and to the OP - PM'd ya.
 
*tries to figure out how to type out a snort*

Good one....almost spit my tea on my computer. You get points for that.


Oh, and to the OP - PM'd ya.

I'm glad it was only almost, otherwise you might not have been able to send me that lovely pm.
 
All these women flirting with you and you still need to bump your thread? We really do need to do something about that. ;)
 
Well I would quite like to offer my self up led over your desk in the lecture hall............. what could you think up to do to me ...............
 
Matt, you can tickle my fancy any day ...

Eagerly awaiting the homework assignment :)
 
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