It's that time of the year...

[Rustyoznail]

It's that time of the year. Time for a song

Well, nearly at the end of a pretty crappy year. It looks like there's light at the end of the tunnel, and I'm hoping it's not a locomotive steaming at us.

Last year I posted this little Christmas ditty - "I want to fuck Elizabeth for Christmas"

I had an idea for another Yuletide tune - the original was done by Bobby Helms

Merry Christmas!

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Jingle Balls Rock

Jingle rod, jingle rod, my jingle rod rocks
My jingle balls swing, your jingle bush sings
Blowin' and groanin' up your bushel of fun
Now the jingle time has begun

Jingle balls, jingle balls, my jingle balls rock
My jingle rod chimes in jingle bell time
Squeezin’ and pleasin' your jingle fun pair
In the frosty air

What a bright time, it's the right time
To fuck the night away
Jingle balls time is a swell time
To go glidin' naked in a pile of hay

Giddy-up jingle girl, down on your knees
Jingle around my cock
Mix and a-mingle in all the positions
That's the jingle ball fuck.

Jingle balls, jingle balls, my jingle balls rock
My jingle rod chimes in jingle bell time
Squeezin’ and pleasin' your jingle fun pair
In the frosty air

What a bright time, it's the right time
To fuck the night away
Jingle balls time is a swell time
To go glidin' naked in a pile of hay

Giddy-up jingle girl, down on your knees
Jingle around my cock
Mix and a-mingle in all the positions
That's the jingle ball
That's the jingle ball
That's the jingle ball fuck!

 

[Voboy]

Nice work!

I might set this up to have my band sing it...

 

[SimonDoom]

That's the kind of holiday spirit we need more of.

 

[Hypoxia]

My holiday song is, IT'S NEW YEARS EVE, LET'S SCREW LIKE FERRETS TONIGHT, set to a mildly jazzy tune.

And when the ball falls as midnight strikes
A good cock and balls will sure stir-up my likes
It's New Years Eve, let's screw like ferrets tonight​

I didn't include obscene lyrics in my Winter Holidays contest entries. Maybe next year. I'm working on a Valentine project now and can easily insert a sensuous V-Day song.

Stories of most celebratory days could stand some sexy doggerel, right? Easter songs hailing crucifix dildos. Songs of fireworks triggering explosive cums on national days and New Year's. A giant alien or mutated human (any gender) rapturously impaling themself on an Arbor Day tree, and singing about it. Socialist women going into labor on Labor Day humming the Marseillaise. Musical spirit fucks on Hallowe'en. Anthems about presidential faces pasted over glory holes on Presidents' Day. You get the idea.

 

[yukonnights]

Nice rhyme Rusty — thanks for the smile