It's still June.

[Shagly]

...Are you married yet?

 

[dolf]

i'm marriagephobic,

but i do love to scare men by leaving wedding magazines out, slowing down as i walk past bridal shops & jewellers, and occasionally asking if they would like to get married and breed.

facial expressions can be priceless!

 

[coachdb18]

i'm marriagephobic,

but i do love to scare men by leaving wedding magazines out, slowing down as i walk past bridal shops & jewellers, and occasionally asking if they would like to get married and breed.

facial expressions can be priceless!

Can never have too many treaties (so long as they are not raspberry (or strawberry, blackberry or blueberry*)).

If you can't breed your own ~ you can sometimes find them in good quality spell-checkers, I do sell some of my excess and those not of export quality to some selected manufacturers of the aforementioned product.



*Talking artificial flavours, I can tolerate small amounts of the natural product.

 

[dolf]

are you having a meltdown, dear?

 

[lovetoread]

Oh good lord no to marriage.

I dont care what month it is.

 

[Cheyenne]

...Are you married yet?

Yes. And you need to get a new hang up in life. This one is getting boring.

 

[Cheyenne]

Oh good lord no to marriage.

I dont care what month it is.

You and SF aren't ever going to marry? It's been years already!

 

[Sean]

No-one is going to marry Shagly the Racist Paedophile.

 

[MonaLittle]

No-one is going to marry Shagly the Racist Paedophile.

There's someone out there for everyone.

Or so I've been told.

 

[renard_ruse]

...Are you married yet?

No, but my crazy ex-girlfriend just got married. I have to wonder if the guy knows what he's getting himself into.

 

[blobfish]

I'm married to the night. That sounded cooler in my head.

 

[Shagly]

Think Meatloaf.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_YjM4V4fc

 

[Shagly]

i'm marriagephobic,

but i do love to scare men by leaving wedding magazines out, slowing down as i walk past bridal shops & jewellers, and occasionally asking if they would like to get married and breed.

facial expressions can be priceless!

Your just trying to scare me.

 

[Shagly]

Oh good lord no to marriage.

I dont care what month it is.

Yuu never married a nurse, did you?

 

[Shagly]

Yes. And you need to get a new hang up in life. This one is getting boring.

Haa!

What about breeding?

 

[Shagly]

No-one is going to marry Shagly the Racist Paedophile.

*Pushes bleep button*.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Pointless didn't propose to me yet.

 

[Shagly]

Pointless didn't propose to me yet.

I say equal rights, women can propose to men.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I say equal rights, women can propose to men.

I do not think that way.

 

[Shagly]

I do not think that way.

You do not change the urinal pans also.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You do not change the urinal pans also.

Urinal pans?

 

[Shagly]

Urinal pans?

O.K., your not doing rounds tonight in the I.C.U.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't work night shifts.

 

[Shagly]

I don't work night shifts.

You must be in a Union.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I have never worked a night shift.