Its Over! Obama Wins!

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/27/obama-wins-newspaper-declares/

THE SORT OF HYSTERIA OBAMA CREATES WAS ONCE LIMITED TO INSANE ASYLUMS.

 

[Safe_Bet]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/27/obama-wins-newspaper-declares/

THE SORT OF HYSTERIA OBAMA CREATES WAS ONCE LIMITED TO INSANE ASYLUMS.

The voice of experience. Weave any new baskets lately?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

SAFE_BET

More to the point, dont you have ANYTHING better to do than play with me? I think I'd watch grass grow first.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Read your own attachments, JB. That's a tongue-in-cheek headline from an alternative bi-monthly paper in Santa Fe, NM.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

RUMP

Yes, youre very astute.

The point is: Some of your persuasion believe the election is over. The NYT is itching to print the same headline. You know they are.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

RUMP

Yes, youre very astute.

The point is: Some of your persuasion believe the election is over. The NYT is itching to print the same headline. You know they are.

Having only meet a couple NYT staffers (one, Rick Bragg, had been fired by then) I don't "know" that. However, it's no secret that over the years, the Times' liberal bias has been similar to the conservative bias of the Chicago Tribune.

The problem with backing a winner is you have to begin making excuses for what goes wrong. It's a lot more fun, and much easier, to be on the outside pising and moaning. The far-right couldn't give up the habit even when the GOP controlled all three branches of government during the first six-years of the Bush II admin.

Truth be told, no newspaper or journalist ever wants any election to end. Both live for elections. Writers have no problem coming up with stories and editorial material while publisheres count the ad revenue coming in.

Bayou Bill

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

People are gonna shit when they wake up November 5 and learn that Americans wrote my name in on their ballots and I'm the new President.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

People are gonna shit when they wake up November 5 and learn that Americans wrote my name in on their ballots and I'm the new President.

President JAMESBJOHNSON. It does have a certain ring.

So tell us, enquiring minds want to know, will your first act in office be to abdicate or will you wait until after the inaugural balls?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

RUMP

I was thinking about sending the police to the homes of my A/H friends. The nation has important work for them in our new colonies. Number 2 of my list is to annoint Canada our 51st state.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

RUMP

I was thinking about sending the police to the homes of my A/H friends. The nation has important work for them in our new colonies. Number 2 of my list is to annoint Canada our 51st state.

No way. First (and second) of all, we need more island states to go with lonesome little Rhode. I'm thinking a plan is needed to break up NYC. The Great State of Staten Island sounds like a winner. Queens and Brooklyn could join the geographical mass that would become The Soverign State of Long Island.

And don't forget, Texas could be divided into five states. Then maybe incorperate a few of the northern states of Mexico to save on the price of fences and border patrols.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Number 2 of my list is to annoint Canada our 51st state.

Well then if you just let Alaska secede, we won't have to redo the whole damned flag.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

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Selena, I love your seasonal AV. It's so, so you.

Rumple Foreskin

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[Selena_Kitt]

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Selena, I love your seasonal AV. It's so, so you.

Rumple Foreskin

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[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Let everyone vote where they wanna be. I'm totally okay with South Florida being part of Fairyland. I'll trade South Florida for Long Island.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Let everyone vote where they wanna be. I'm totally okay with South Florida being part of Fairyland. I'll trade South Florida for Long Island.

That's a possibility, but you may need to throw in a left-handed first base-personl plus a couple minor leaguers to be named later to sweeten the deal.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[sweetness6280]

President JAMESBJOHNSON. It does have a certain ring.

So tell us, enquiring minds want to know, will your first act in office be to abdicate or will you wait until after the inaugural balls?

Rumple Foreskin

Rumple,

Have I told you lately that I love you?