It's one thing to consider electing a moron president...

[blobfish]

But I guess you don't really have a choice.

 

[LongDrySpell]

It's like the South Park episode - in American elections, you're always going to have to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Plucking the low-hanging parody fruit, are we?

 

[mediocre]

You're running for President?

 

[Communal]

You're running for President?

lol ahahah yes he is a loser.

 

[JBCorbell]

lol ahahah yes he is a loser.

Aw crap! Beat me to it.

 

[Boxlicker101]

But I guess you don't really have a choice.

Joe Biden and John Edward have been seriously considered in the recent past.