It's OFFICIAL!

[Evil_Geoff]

I am now an official "Literotica Uber Geek"... I've cracked a thousand posts! That means I can write my own little "under nick descriptor", correct?

I'm open to suggestions!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I am now an official "Literotica Uber Geek"... I've cracked a thousand posts! That means I can write my own little "under nick descriptor", correct?

I'm open to suggestions!

Well Geoff Sir congratulations and I have always favored your saying 'equal opportunity Sadist'

 

[Shankara20]

I am now an official "Literotica Uber Geek"... I've cracked a thousand posts! That means I can write my own little "under nick descriptor", correct?

I'm open to suggestions!

welcome to this side my friend

how bout "Lit Uber Geek"?

sorry, after the coffee kicks in I'll be better....

 

[kiten69]

Well Geoff Sir congratulations and I have always favored your saying 'equal opportunity Sadist'

i second this one...

 

[RJMasters]

The Swami of Smack

Congratz on the 1k+

 

[snowy ciara]

Do you want a title, or a smarty smarty comment? I can't think of a good title right now, but your arm makes me think "Got ink?"

 

[A Desert Rose]

WTG Geoff!!!

Another 10K and you're tied with some of us old timers.




Scary ain't it?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Thanks for the suggestions!

I found out that the dadgum thing has a VERY short letter limit, and went with what fit. Some things I tried / how they turned out:

Revelling in his confidence! / Revelling in his confiden
Conquering Lit, one pratfall at a time / Conquering Lit one pratfa
I wanted to put something really brilliant here / I wanted to put something

*grins and shrugs*

Oh well... It'll do until something better strikes my fancy...

 

[Shankara20]

It'll do until something better strikes my fancy...

I've been offering to shake your fancy for months....

but NOOOOOoooooooo.......

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I've been offering to shake your fancy for months....

but NOOOOOoooooooo.......

Honestly Geoff Sir how rude can some people be ~ frowns at Shank ~

Ohhh love the title had another one for you.......

Ohhh that's right I remember now >>>.......... 'no longer n00b'............

runs.........

actually based on your original self effacing comment about uber geekdom.......smiles

 

[ammre]

I've been on lit for exactly 5 years and two days and i still have not cracked the 1000.

 

[Shankara20]

Honestly Geoff Sir how rude can some people be ~ frowns at Shank ~

Oh, I'm sorry Sister Rebecca. Did I reach in front of you? hee hee

No fear, EG has rejected my advances in the past, and I expect nothing less this time. After all - he has not had a change of heart, just some adjustments made to the original one.

It would not work out anyway with EG - I'd want to tie him up before I touched his fancy, then I 'd probably what to tie up his fancy. And he is much more a tie-er then a tie-ie.

*sigh*

 

[LunarKitten]

I am now an official "Literotica Uber Geek"... I've cracked a thousand posts! That means I can write my own little "under nick descriptor", correct?

I'm open to suggestions!

Congrats!!! A little over 17,000 more and you'll be tied with me

 

[BeachGurl2]

Thanks for the suggestions!

I found out that the dadgum thing has a VERY short letter limit, and went with what fit. Some things I tried / how they turned out:

Revelling in his confidence! / Revelling in his confiden
Conquering Lit, one pratfall at a time / Conquering Lit one pratfa
I wanted to put something really brilliant here / I wanted to put something

*grins and shrugs*

Oh well... It'll do until something better strikes my fancy...

Well, I think the one you chose is very fitting, Sir Geoff. When RJ started telling us about his rope practice, I was thinking he should change his to something like "Tying one on".

 

[Etoile]

I've almost completely stopped caring about my post count now. Early on I obsessed over it, then it got to be kind of interesting, then it was just kind of blah. Every so often I'll notice if I'm nearing a milestone - a round number, or a new 1000-step, etc. I've been here for a long damn time...

That said, EG - congrat-cha-ma-lations!

 

[esclave_PP]

Congrats! I happen to like "Equal Opportunity Sadist"

 

[DVS]

I've been on lit for exactly 5 years and two days and i still have not cracked the 1000.

No biggie. You're just too reserved and refined. You just need to get out more...express yourself. Make an ass of yourself, like so many of the rest of us do. You've just got to stop posting only when you have something smart and sensible to add to a thread and spew some gibberish every so often.

I once found a thread that someone had used to post short things, just to get rid of his virgin status. These days, there are limits to how fast you can post and how few characters each post can have. He just posted 1, 2, 3, etc. until he was no longer a virgin. That's still possible, but you can't post more than once in 30 seconds I think, and are limited to at least 3-4 characters, or something.

It's interesting how Lit has made it more difficult to devriginize yourself these days. They give us a lot of porn stories and pics, but then make it more difficult to do the nasty.

There now...see? This is just a stupid post, but it adds up, just the same as a smart post that's full of interesting information and BDSM fun. I'd hate to see the ratio of my smart posts against the stupid ones like this.

 

[DVS]

I am now an official "Literotica Uber Geek"... I've cracked a thousand posts! That means I can write my own little "under nick descriptor", correct?

I'm open to suggestions!

Oh, congrats, EG. I like the title, too. It fits. I'm talking about your personality, not just the length of the field.

 

[subfem1963]

Congrats on reaching your 1000 post. I would just be happy reaching the 100 stage, so I can put an av up.

 

[lne_iii]

Congrats!

 

[shy slave]

There now...see? This is just a stupid post, but it adds up, just the same as a smart post that's full of interesting information and BDSM fun. I'd hate to see the ratio of my smart posts against the stupid ones like this.

I am resisting asking myself if I have ever read any of your smart posts

I am sure i must have, where did you post them?

 

[angelicminx]

Hi, EG. I don't have any ideas for you at this time, I don't know you well enough, but I wanted to tell you:

Congrats!​

 

[DVS]

I am resisting asking myself if I have ever read any of your smart posts

I am sure i must have, where did you post them?

Oh, go ahead and resist. I love it when submissives resist.

See, this is a smart post, right?

OK, that's one!

 

[shy slave]

Oh, go ahead and resist. I love it when submissives resist.

See, this is a smart post, right?

OK, that's one!

OK that's one lol

As for resistance......whilst you continue to have a love affair with electrical currents I will continue to tease you a little, but ALWAYS from this side of the pond

 

[DVS]

OK that's one lol

As for resistance......whilst you continue to have a love affair with electrical currents I will continue to tease you a little, but ALWAYS from this side of the pond

My love affair will continue as long as electricity is around. Yes, it's that interesting. You should try it, with a partner you trust. Andante, perhaps? It's not all sizzle and zap. It can create some really wonderful sensations, too. But of course, that's all up to you. Resist all you want.

Damn, there should be a little lightening bolt smiley or something. I protest!