it's official- I am the UGLIEST person at Literotica!

[lilminx]

It must be true, becuase Yayati said so.

yup yup. I have seen yer sista metal minx and let me tell you she is the most fattest ugliest thing u ever did see. Of course she is the pretty one of yer family. this is sad and distasteful.
A plastic surgeon can earn his entire livelihood on just you and yer family.

great for him. haarvard or yale for his 5 children. Boat, trips abroad/sunshine/ three houses in the most prime real estate in Amer UK and Japan. three wives. heavy settlements. Plastic surgeon is happy since everything paid for by yer family.

his mother would be proud

Aren't you all so proud of me?

 

[Siren]

 

[JazzManJim]

I thought for just a moment, that this was serious until I read it.

I was going to bring a spanking, and not in a good way either!

 

[BigDawg69]

Wow such high praise! You must be proud of yourself.

Of course if you are the ugliest person at Lit, I suppose that means I'm not even human!

 

[Freya]

Congrats lilminx...what a huge honour...you must be so proud!

 

[islandman]

It must be true, becuase Yayati said so.




Aren't you all so proud of me?

butt ugly. Cute though.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Does this mean i have to give up my tiara?

 

[marksgirl]

Someone is always trying to take my throne!

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[lilminx]

Thank you, thank you all for your support.

PCG- if it's a crown of thorns, it's mine, bitch!

islandman, yes, my butt is ugly too.

 

[islandman]

islandman, yes, my butt is ugly too.

I haven't had the pleasure. A thought for your next av perhaps?

 

[perks]

I don't kiss ugly women.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Thank you, thank you all for your support.

PCG- if it's a crown of thorns, it's mine, bitch!

islandman, yes, my butt is ugly too.

Fine, but i'm keeping the cross.

 

[lilminx]

Step aside girlies.

I think I win that award, hands down.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=2518543

I always liked tha av.


Perks, there's a first for everything.

PCG- damnit! I thought I got the cross too!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

yes, my butt is ugly too.

Can I see your ugly butt? Please! oh Please! Pretty Please!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Have!

I don't kiss ugly women.

And They Tasted GREAT!

 

[Eumenides]

Well, you hide it well.

Under butterflies.

 

[Laurel]

Not even close, Lilminx. I'll challenge you to the title anytime.

 

[lilminx]

*whining*... But Laurel, Yayati said so! Doesn't that make it true? You and he are the only GOOD LOOKING people here!

STG- no way. I really don't like my butt.

 

[Pyper]

Step aside girlies.

I think I win that award, hands down.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=2518543

Damn, I thought I was going to see a real pic of Siren.

 

[Laurel]

*whining*... But Laurel, Yayati said so! Doesn't that make it true? You and he are the only GOOD LOOKING people here!

We are?

He's making fun of me, methinks. Trust me. It's Opposite Day. He really thinks you're hot.

 

[lilminx]

I don't think he knows what I look like, so it can't be Opposite Day.

 

[Eumenides]

He's obviously not a nature lover.

He thinks your butterfly is ugly.

Do you want me to beat him up?? I'm good at stage combat, can't be that difficult to actually hit someone.

 

[lilminx]

No, he already said that it's the face, not the body that matters. Don't beat him up- he's fun to play with. Freya2 and I renamed him Mr. Potato head.