Its OBVIOUS what needs to be done about Cheyenne and Always

Frimost

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Its come to that...It is clear to ALL what now must be done...The only way to settle this spat, to put an end to the hatchet, to lay to rest the rivalry...

We need to have a HOT-OIL WRESTLING MATCH BETWEEN CHEYENNE AND ALWAYS!!!! :devil:

It is equally clear that this wrestling match should, nay-MUST be a NAKED WRESTLING MATCH! :D

BTW-the match is set to lesbian submission rules, the winner gets to humiliate the loser by sitting on her face and stuff. ;)

Actually I don't know if this would settle anything and personally I don’t really give a shit either, I just want to see two nude women wrestle each other in the buff, is that so wrong to ask? :p


Ok, I'm taking bets now...what are the odds 3:1 in favor of Cheyenne?

This bout has been sanctioned by the Frimost National Perverts Association.

Now...For the millions at attendance at the literotica boards!

Lets getty ready to Ruuuummmbbbbble!!!!!!

DING! DING! DING! :D
 
Do you have a bloody clue as to what the bleeding hell is going on here?



Everyone else - is he this stupid permanently?
 
Chey does have an advantage.

With all of that magic use,there isnt anything to pull on down there to make her let go.

:eek:
 
Here are the Rules

Here are the rules I have in mind:

The face straddle match
is a wrestling match or catfight that continues until one woman is able to securely straddle the other's face. In less prim and proper English, you get your butt or crotch on her face, straddling her torso. This is among the most potentially dangerous forms of female combat because you can cut off her air supply. Even for a split second, this can one of the most frightening experiences a human being can have. So be responsible and follow these rules if you win the straddle position.

To learn more about the rules click here

Make clear whether a sit will be until a submission or prolonged (until the winner comes or is satisfied).

It will be PROLONGED for this match! :D

Decide whether it will be a front/back sit or just front.
Either or is fine with me! :)
 
Cabriel said:
Do you have a bloody clue as to what the bleeding hell is going on here?

Since you're "new" here you wouldn't understand, "Cabriel", is it? Just an old silly thing about an annoying wretch called "Always", "Shila", and a few other names. She changed names a lot, usually when everyone started not liking her. But you wouldn't know about that because you're "new", see?

Welcome to Literotica!
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:


Since you're "new" here you wouldn't understand, "Cabriel", is it? Just an old silly thing about an annoying wretch called "Always", "Shila", and a few other names. She changed names a lot, usually when everyone started not liking her. But you wouldn't know about that because you're "new", see?

Welcome to Literotica!

Actually, the whole thing was kind of hard to ignore with the last three or four post sitting on the front page all day about her, with references to the older threads. I did my research. I made it a point to look up what I was talking about before I said anything.

Are you trying to insinuate something?
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:


Since you're "new" here you wouldn't understand, "Cabriel", is it? Just an old silly thing about an annoying wretch called "Always", "Shila", and a few other names. She changed names a lot, usually when everyone started not liking her. But you wouldn't know about that because you're "new", see?

Welcome to Literotica!

Hmmmm... I feel like I should be making some kinda connection here... This is just a little too subtle for me, DCL. Could you possibly be thinking what I think you might be saying??
 
Lasher said:


Hmmmm... I feel like I should be making some kinda connection here... This is just a little too subtle for me, DCL. Could you possibly be thinking what I think you might be saying??

Sounds like its a secret message to me.
 
Who sya's I have to tip-toe around the China shop?

Do you have a bloody clue as to what the bleeding hell is going on here?

Yeah, I do, I just don't give a shit. Get it? lol
Cheyenne hates Always, Always seems to be a deceitful liar, so what, no excuse to ruin a perfectly justifiable request for some HOT lesbian oil wrestling! :p
 
Wrestling Fucking Sucks.

Not when its "sexy-fighting" with nude lesbians wrestling each other and going at it! :p

Go to that site I got the rules from above (second post here). Now look at the "erotic-combat" rules and the accompanying pictures. Now tell me that wrestling sucks?

The Combative Women's website

Now who does that remind me of? That stuff sounds right up you're alley Rude 'N Nasty! :D
 
Cabriel said:


Actually, the whole thing was kind of hard to ignore with the last three or four post sitting on the front page all day about her, with references to the older threads. I did my research. I made it a point to look up what I was talking about before I said anything.

Are you trying to insinuate something?

He's actually being very nice to you. It takes time to figure things out here, no matter how much 'research' you do.
 
Re: Who sya's I have to tip-toe around the China shop?

Frimost said:


Yeah, I do, I just don't give a shit. Get it? lol
Cheyenne hates Always, Always seems to be a deceitful liar, so what, no excuse to ruin a perfectly justifiable request for some HOT lesbian oil wrestling! :p

You're just a sick puppy, Firmast, er a Frimost. No wonder I like you.
 
You're just a sick puppy, Firmast, er a Frimost. No wonder I like you.

Thanks. :) lol

Glad to see someone around here does, 'cause I can be a moody bastard at times. :cool:
 
No oil...there spat shouldn't be something for our erotic enjoyment...it should be something for our primal one...


15 foot steel cage....

2 women go in...one woman leaves walking....


I'm not saying that's what they should settle their dispute...but I'm saying I'd pay 49.99 to watch if they did...
 
First you'd actually need two lesbians, right?
Sorry, not interested.
 
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