It's not every day you...

[Liar]

...misread your schedule and go to class two hours too early...
...totally ACE on two exams...
...have your credit card swallowed by an ATM...
...find enough money on the street to afford a spiffy lunch anyway...
...cause a fire alarm and subsequent evacuation...
...have your credit card returned to you by the ATM operators...
...get your ear bitten by a stray and equally insane cat...
...get hit on by a fellow patient at the doctor's...
...and finally, jump on the wrong bus on the way home and end up lost.


So, what did YOU do today?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I've changed the kitty litter.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Find a PM from someone yu admire, flattering the living hell out of you

 

[English Lady]

I...reviewed a porn site
prepared breakfast
masturbated but was interupted by hubby and so it became all the better
bought egg cups,fluffy chicks and white vinegar in town
went to the hole in the wall and was shocked to find more money than expected in my account.
dyed a dozen boiled eggs.
painted the eggs
decorated egg cups to put them in.
made a pie from scratch for tea.

And thats about it so far. My day has nothing on yours Liar!

 

[Honey123]

one question..did you start the fire alarm so you could study for your exams?


let's see:

*mentally going thru my day so far*

zzzzzzzzz...sorry I fell asleep

 

[cloudy]

...make biscuits, and they're not only edible, they're good.
...ditto gravy
...have someone thank you for being a friend - something that you would do anyway, thanks or no thanks

 

[Guest]

...miss the alarm and get to work late
...contemplate a messy and painful death for the company IT idiot and then take a first step toward making it happen

 

[oggbashan]

- found missing collection of paperclips
- washed up
- let the cat out
- donated some items to the local museum
- had a cup of museum coffee
- answered question from museum visitor when curator and staff didn't know the answer
- demonstrated a toy steam engine
- became stuck in traffic at road works 3 times in 2 miles
- chatted to a former bookshop customer who was making a film but was drunk after a liquid lunch (I hope he can still act when drubnk because they are paying him £1,000 a day).
- had cup of own coffee followed by lunch
- did some research on Augustus Pugin
- let the cat out again
- called the police because of a neighbours' dispute - again
- had another cup of own coffee
- checked Lit and email for self and wife and answered email from wife's aunt about their family history
- let another cat out
- weeded two garden borders
- let first cat out for third time
- had another cup of own coffee
- cursed when server went down as I was amending a post
- read local papers and composed letters to editor
- let second cat out again and third cat for first time
- answered phone call from neighbour about the earlier dispute
- got back on Internet, amended post
- had another cup of own coffee
- started writing this when should be writing story.

Og

 

[neonlyte]

- edit four chapters of something written eighteen months ago
- have erection on chapter 3
- make resolution to give up viewing porn after paying more attention to the background than people in pictures
- experiment with erection theory on other old stories
- doesn't work on travelogue
- make omlette
- return to editing

 

[Guest]

... got up, late by central time (thats where the company home is) but early by California time
... laughed some more about listening to the Lot Lizards (read hookers that hang out in big rig truck stops at night to um help poor lonely male truckers)
... had breakfast
... used my lil mini stepper that I have been using in the truck
... bitched to myself about how the insides of my thighs hurt after doing that
... reminded myself to get over it if I want my ass to be smaller
... drove over to the place that I was unloading at
... looked at different trucking companies so that I can drive as a team come the summertime
... made sure that I was getting paid for the 2200 mile trek from Marietta GA to Mira Loma CA correctly
... put in for home time from April 24-27
... smiled at myself for doing laundry last night (always nice to have clean undies)
... turned on the internet
... stupidily went and checked on the story rating (dumb dumb dumb DUMB)
... thought about those that take out their pissyness on peoples writing
... stopped negative thought process
... checked PM box and found it empty after several days, wondered why I had not heard back from several that I sent PMs to
... stupidily (again) checked to see if those people had been on today and found jealousy rearing its ugly head
... decided it was time to go and write more on my stories and ignore the things that I was allowing to affect my self worth

 

[BlackShanglan]

Kissed the hem of a trailing garment, and found peace.

 

[Kev H]

...undid about 4 hours of work on a specific (rounded) corner so I could do the trim correctly (after I figured out the best-looking way).

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I returned some books to the library IN TIME, made a futile attempt to sign up for next week's exams before everone went home for Easter, and worked on my webpage.
It's working again, but I only have 2 sections out of 8 finished yet. I'm very proud of how the new layout is coming along, though. I've gone for a rather professional approach.

 

[Honey123]

....get paid for being on Lit a whole day...

 

[Guest]

...misread your schedule and go to class two hours too early...
...totally ACE on two exams...
...have your credit card swallowed by an ATM...
...find enough money on the street to afford a spiffy lunch anyway...
...cause a fire alarm and subsequent evacuation...
...have your credit card returned to you by the ATM operators...
...get your ear bitten by a stray and equally insane cat...
...get hit on by a fellow patient at the doctor's...
...and finally, jump on the wrong bus on the way home and end up lost.


So, what did YOU do today?

totally boring is what i did.
i wish i had a camera following you all day.

we could have made a movie and called it: Liar's Lair.

 

[sophia jane]

Definitely not as eventful as your day, Liar.

I wrote two rough drafts, did laundry, washed dishes, went to the library with kids, took a nap, did some research, sent some emails to local Congressmen, paid bills. I *think* that covers the big stuff.

 

[Recidiva]

Today I...

lingered in the tub five minutes late as a small act of defiance since I did not want to work.
started working anyway
made myself chicken soup with cilantro for breakfast
blogged that I did not want to work
posted that I did not want to work
worked anyway
slowly elevated my mood through caffeine and humor and friends
helped my son write out his ten words a day to help him read, he's autistic and still working on letters, he could recognize a lot of them, it was a good day.
helped my son clean his room
kept working
finished work!
took a ride with my husband to run a few chores and talked about politics and games and held hands and laughed
rented "Brokeback Mountain" and "Fun with Dick and Jane" and made fun of Jake Gyllenhaal's ass (I just saw Jarhead last night, that's a lot of ass) And my daughter said "But mom! It's not just Jake's ass, it's Heath Ledger's ass!"
(just looked up the spelling of Gyllenhaal and I'm amazed I got it right the first time)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

-washed and hung out three loads of laundry.
-discovered new naked pictures
-wrote new porn
-gave the kidlet a bath
-gave myself a shower
-shopped for groceries
-put away groceries
-made lunch
-did dishes
-took down laundry, folded it and put it away.
-took the kid to get shots
-consoled the above child(he's still crying about it)
-washed more clothes
-wrote more porn
-considered getting beer
-started dinner

 

[Guest]

-washed and hung out three loads of laundry.

-considered getting beer

ill be right over.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

ill be right over.

Sweet, then I can add "Pinched Vella's ass" to my list.

 

[Liar]

....get paid for being on Lit a whole day...

I want a job like that!

Oh wait.. I had. And quit.

 

[carsonshepherd]

overslept
still managed to read porn before work anyway
worked most of the day
went out to lunch with co-workers, where I ate potato chips for the first time in three weeks
came home early
made slaw, grilled steaks
ate them

Now here I sit.

 

[Guest]

overslept
still managed to read porn before work anyway
worked most of the day
went out to lunch with co-workers, where I ate potato chips for the first time in three weeks
came home early
made slaw, grilled steaks
ate them

Now here I sit.

i sit here so you can't but you can sit next to me if you'd like.

 

[Liar]

Adding to my day...

...completely failed in mixing a decent aioli.
...completely succeded in mixing a kickass satay instead.
...made kickass dinner before I discovered that I had only one clean plate.
...and no running water to wash dishes in. WTF?
...aaaaargh!
...left message on Litte C's machiner saying "Oh, and bring your own plate".
...she did.
...had dinner.
...watched Fun With Dick And Jane. It was Fun. and with Dick and Jane. So I guess I can't sue nobody over it.
...got laughed at when I told Little C about my day.

And here I sit, too. So scoot over, Carson.

 

[SeaCat]

Not as exciting as your day I'm sure but satisfying to me.

Made dinner. (Left over ribs with Bisquites and Black Beans and Rice.)

Worked on a story.

Took some naked pictures of my wife to play around with.

Made love long and gentle with my wife.

Took some more pictures of my wife.

So now I sit here wondering why I'm here and not in bed. Ahhhhh life, it's fun.

Cat