It's Nipple Bowl Sunday.

[shereads]

Don't forget to cover your children's eyes during the halftime show.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Nothing there they ain't already seen.

 

[McKenna]

Nothing there they ain't already seen.

Yes, but does it count if they were infants? Apparently a woman's breast goes from "food source" to "sexually explicit content" sometime in-between nursing and who-the-hell knows when.

I may just bare my breasts at half-time in protest.

 

[shereads]

The producers of this year's half-time program describe the climactic dance number, "Hot Underage Cock" as 'a lighthearted spoof of childhood, seen through the eyes of Ricky the Rooster and his barnyard friends during a heat wave." The Federal Communications Commission has placed all personnel on Orange Alert status.

 

[chris 44]

Yes, but does it count if they were infants? Apparently a woman's breast goes from "food source" to "sexually explicit content" sometime in-between nursing and who-the-hell knows when.

I may just bare my breasts at half-time in protest.

I shal think of nothing else while the halftime show is on McKenna

 

[kendo1]

More importantly:

Scotland won at rugby against the favourites France.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Yes, but does it count if they were infants? Apparently a woman's breast goes from "food source" to "sexually explicit content" sometime in-between nursing and who-the-hell knows when.

I may just bare my breasts at half-time in protest.

take pictures? Pleeeeease!

 

[McKenna]

I shal think of nothing else while the halftime show is on McKenna

Mwah!

take pictures? Pleeeeease!

You could always bare yours along with me, luv. In fact, perhaps the whole AH should bare theirs, take pics, and tomorrow we'll have a breast av day. Men included!!!

 

[logophile]

You could always bare yours along with me, luv. In fact, perhaps the whole AH should bare theirs, take pics, and tomorrow we'll have a breast av day. Men included!!!

But but but - I just want to see yours!
I'm not so much up for showing mine!

 

[zeb1094]

But but but - I just want to see yours!
I'm not so much up for showing mine!

Chicken!

 

[McKenna]

Chicken!

Agreed.

for Logo

 

[shereads]

Apparently a woman's breast goes from "food source" to "sexually explicit content" sometime in-between nursing and who-the-hell knows when.

That helps explain why the producers decided at the last minute not to go with a "Salute to Breast Feeding" theme.

 

[lil_elvis]

Umm...do we really need to see Keith Richard's nipples?

*shudder*

 

[Guest]

Umm...do we really need to see Keith Richard's nipples?

*shudder*

He doesn't have nipples.

They removed 'em the last time they cleansed his blood.

 

[3113]

Men included!!!

Actually, I think that would be the prefect protest statement. Okay guys, at half-time, strip off your shirts, take a digital photo of your nipples, and post it here

 

[SeaCat]

Actually, I think that would be the prefect protest statement. Okay guys, at half-time, strip off your shirts, take a digital photo of your nipples, and post it here

Ummmmm, the TV is turned off so how will I know when it's halftime?

Cat

 

[McKenna]

Ummmmm, the TV is turned off so how will I know when it's halftime?

Cat

Psssssst.... your nipple's already showing!

 

[TheEarl]

More importantly:

Scotland won at rugby against the favourites France.

Hell yes. And they won me a tenner for that as well.

The Earl

 

[3113]

Ummmmm, the TV is turned off so how will I know when it's halftime?

Cat

Half-time's going to be starting real soon. They've less than a minute left of play. So by the time you get out the digital camera, take the pic and upload it...we should be into half-time.

 

[SeaCat]

Psssssst.... your nipple's already showing!

Well so it is. Am I disqualified?

Cat

 

[McKenna]

Well so it is. Am I disqualified?

Cat

Not at all.

I'd join you, but the last time I posted a breast/nipple shot, Songcatcher stole my avatar and used it as his own for MONTHS.

 

[kromen]

It wasn't janet's fault

News Flash: Janet wasn't the first jackson to pop out a nipple on television. I was at a friend's house watching a DVD of the old Motown 25 special. Remember, Michael moonwalking for the first time ever!! During the final song when eveyone gathered on stage, Randy Jackson waved to the crowd and BOOM, out pops his nipple from underneath his tank top. I would be remiss if i didn't admit i did a perfect spit take.

 

[shereads]

News Flash: Janet wasn't the first jackson to pop out a nipple on television. I was at a friend's house watching a DVD of the old Motown 25 special. Remember, Michael moonwalking for the first time ever!! During the final song when eveyone gathered on stage, Randy Jackson waved to the crowd and BOOM, out pops his nipple from underneath his tank top. I would be remiss if i didn't admit i did a perfect spit take.

If only Michael had started moonwalking and just kept going.


So...Nipple flashing is an inherited trait. It that can be proven, it means the FCC denies equal protection to victims of NFS. (Nipple Flashing Syndrome.)

 

[hunting_tiger]

My dear shereads

I belive that the correct name is Lingerie Bowl not Nipple Bowl

http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2003/12/09/174094.1.jpg

 

[shereads]

My dear shereads

I belive that the correct name is Lingerie Bowl not Nipple Bowl

http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2003/12/09/174094.1.jpg

Hi T-Kitty. If you're here to collect my bar tab, the check is in the mail.