It's nice to see some fresh faces around here today

[MidgetClown]

I was getting tired of those old people posting useless threads.

It's about time some younger members jumped in and started swimming.

They only thing is, they don't know there is Piranha in the water.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am afraid.

 

[DemianBiros]

I am afraid.

don't worry."It's only a movie"

 

[sweepthefloor]

don't worry."It's only a movie"

It's the clown.

 

[blobfish]

I am afraid.

Would you visit Red China?

 

[DemianBiros]

It's the clown.

Now now,just squeeze the nose.If it doesn't honk like Bozo,it's not a clown,so don't worry.

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[sweepthefloor]

Would you visit Red China?

Do they have blood thirsty clowns there?

 

[GinaeEvans]

Clowns are scary. I do not like them.

 

[blobfish]

Do they have blood thirsty clowns there?

Not since the Cultural Revolution. And if they do, I'll shoot them in the kneecaps for you.

 

[MidgetClown]

Do they have blood thirsty clowns there?

Something more sinister...

A rogue Cabbage Patch Doll serial killer.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Not since the Cultural Revolution. And if they do, I'll shoot them in the kneecaps for you.

You would do anything to keep me safe. We could outrun them.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Something more sinister...

A rogue Cabbage Patch Doll serial killer.

That is not as scary as the real thing: murderous clowns.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Clowns are scary. I do not like them.

They hide things, that might be why I am afraid of them.

 

[GinaeEvans]

They hide things, that might be why I am afraid of them.

They are demons with face paint.

 

[Peregrinator]

My dentist's husband is a professional clown. True story.

 

[MidgetClown]

That is not as scary as the real thing: murderous clowns.

SweepTheFloor, please report to the Doctor's Office for shock therapy treatment.

 

[GinaeEvans]

My dentist's husband is a professional clown. True story.

She's been too close to a clown for me to ever let her put her fingers in my mouth. I don't know how you manage.

 

[MidgetClown]

Get me the fuck out of here!

 

[Peregrinator]

She's been too close to a clown for me to ever let her put her fingers in my mouth. I don't know how you manage.

She told me most of the way through a four hour marathon of crowns and such. I was a prisoner at that point...

 

[GinaeEvans]

She told me most of the way through a four hour marathon of crowns and such. I was a prisoner at that point...

D: Their evil spreads to their spouses. Horrifying.

 

[Peregrinator]

D: Their evil spreads to their spouses. Horrifying.

Well, she did say that when he said she should join him in the clowning, she told him it would be too hard to switch from dentist to clown, so no. And apparently he does some sort of not red nose and big feet clowning, uses it to teach Buddhism to kids or some such.

 

[GinaeEvans]

Well, she did say that when he said she should join him in the clowning, she told him it would be too hard to switch from dentist to clown, so no. And apparently he does some sort of not red nose and big feet clowning, uses it to teach Buddhism to kids or some such.

You really shouldn't believe their lies.

 

[blobfish]

You would do anything to keep me safe. We could outrun them.

To kill or to die would both be better fates than to fail you in that regard.

 

[sweepthefloor]

This is madness.