Yep, this is EXACTLY my 500th post. I'm on my way to being da man, the myth, the legend (no, not dee_cole, I'm talking about Lasher). Hey Roger, thanks for reminding me an hour or so ago over there on the "A Question for Roger Simian???" to "spend it wisely." I knew I was close but I could have wasted EXACTLY number 500 on flaming dee_cole or some such thing. I'll do that with number 501.
Here are the "top 10 things" I would like to do at my Guru party:
1. Watch Crystal and Rachel model the latest fashions in women's evening attire. Slut_boy models the lingerie.
2. Hang dee_cole from a tree like a pinata and beat him with sticks until the stuffing falls out.
3. Have bible study. Endlessly and I are the discussion leaders, because we have the necessary motivational tools, like whips.
4. Play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey (dee_cole).
5. Have Laurel and the other Literotica ladies so disposed show off their favorite pussy. I suspect Cheyenne is just dying to let everybody see the magic of Magic. Nicole already said she would flash her tits at the party and I'm sure Endlessly will do likewise. I mean, everybody has seen them anyway.
6. Listen to Roland tell stories about what he does in Cleveland, like catch dead fish out of polluted Lake Erie.
7. Watch Zeke give the other poor doggies (dee_cole, dave-73, et al) the bone.
8. Play "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire" with any of the guys on this BB who can prove it, that they are a millionaire. I know I'm safe from dee_cole. He probably makes six bucks an hour cleaning toilets with his tongue, when he's not busy pooper scooping at the zoo.
9. Take notes while hullo_nurse gives blow job lessons.
10. Send the intellectually immature kiddies (dee_cole, dave-73, et al) off to play in the sandbox (filled with "old" kitty litter) while the REAL MEN of this BB who know how to treat women, like Dixon and Lasher and several others, do their theatrical rendition of "The Full Monty."
11. Cruise on over to the morgue and find out if Flagg, the Antichrist, really can fuck a dead girl and "rapture"
her to life.
OK, that's 10, just for starters. Other suggestions are welcome.
Oh yes, and for making this party and all this fun possible, a little smooch for Laurel and a big smooch for Manu and hugs for all the rest of you who make me smile.
Here are the "top 10 things" I would like to do at my Guru party:
1. Watch Crystal and Rachel model the latest fashions in women's evening attire. Slut_boy models the lingerie.
2. Hang dee_cole from a tree like a pinata and beat him with sticks until the stuffing falls out.
3. Have bible study. Endlessly and I are the discussion leaders, because we have the necessary motivational tools, like whips.
4. Play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey (dee_cole).
5. Have Laurel and the other Literotica ladies so disposed show off their favorite pussy. I suspect Cheyenne is just dying to let everybody see the magic of Magic. Nicole already said she would flash her tits at the party and I'm sure Endlessly will do likewise. I mean, everybody has seen them anyway.
6. Listen to Roland tell stories about what he does in Cleveland, like catch dead fish out of polluted Lake Erie.
7. Watch Zeke give the other poor doggies (dee_cole, dave-73, et al) the bone.
8. Play "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire" with any of the guys on this BB who can prove it, that they are a millionaire. I know I'm safe from dee_cole. He probably makes six bucks an hour cleaning toilets with his tongue, when he's not busy pooper scooping at the zoo.
9. Take notes while hullo_nurse gives blow job lessons.
10. Send the intellectually immature kiddies (dee_cole, dave-73, et al) off to play in the sandbox (filled with "old" kitty litter) while the REAL MEN of this BB who know how to treat women, like Dixon and Lasher and several others, do their theatrical rendition of "The Full Monty."
11. Cruise on over to the morgue and find out if Flagg, the Antichrist, really can fuck a dead girl and "rapture"
her to life.
OK, that's 10, just for starters. Other suggestions are welcome.
Oh yes, and for making this party and all this fun possible, a little smooch for Laurel and a big smooch for Manu and hugs for all the rest of you who make me smile.
