It's my dog's 13th birthday. Already a bitch and now a teenager!

[shereads]

Will she start blaming me for ruining her life? Will she refuse to go to school on Bad Hair Days?

Does she have to own every item in the Juicy Couture spring collection to be accepted by other 13-year-olds?

I've never shared the house with a teenager before.

Pls advise.

 

[minsue]

She'll just lock herself in her room and curse your name.

Happy birthday, pupster!

 

[neonlyte]

Thirteen already. Cor blimey, it seems like only yesterday she was...

 

[Guest]

erm
ah...
hrm... according to my calculations, if shes 13yrs old today then in the dog gang she would be 91.
what do 91yo's do? knit her a shawl...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Blessings to the pup. 13 is a damned good age. She must be getting plenty of love.

Shanglan

 

[EarthquakeMan]

Just remind her it's a dog eat dog world out there, so don't be wearing Milk Bone underwear.

Happy birthday, pooch.

 

[shereads]

erm
ah...
hrm... according to my calculations, if shes 13yrs old today then in the dog gang she would be 91.
what do 91yo's do? knit her a shawl...

I don't know any 91-year-old women who respond to cooler weather by running Crazy-Dog Circles to impress the squirrels.

 

[shereads]

Thirteen already. Cor blimey, it seems like only yesterday she was...

...twelve. I knew you'd understand.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I don't know any 91-year-old women who respond to cooler weather by running Crazy-Dog Circles to impress the squirrels.

Stick around. I'll be 91 someday.

 

[neonlyte]

I've ordered the silver plated Pooper Scooper off the Present List you kindly forwarded, just so everyone else knows to tick it off.

 

[shereads]

Stick around. I'll be 91 someday.

And the squirrels of the future will be duly impressed.

Wow. When I think about how many generations of squirrels from now, Lucky will be 91 years old...Don't go there. It's like a drug flashback. Way mucho squirrels!

 

[shereads]

Neon, thank you, but what she really wants can be found in any nearby dumpster, if not your own kitchen garbage. No need to spend money.

 

[Guest]

Will she start blaming me for ruining her life? Will she refuse to go to school on Bad Hair Days?

Does she have to own every item in the Juicy Couture spring collection to be accepted by other 13-year-olds?

I've never shared the house with a teenager before.

Pls advise.

Disinformation campaign?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Neon, thank you, but what she really wants can be found in any nearby dumpster, if not your own kitchen garbage. No need to spend money.

Free treats! Good girl!

 

[Guest]

Now all the guy dogs come sniffing around.

 

[fairysong]

Happy Birthday to the pup.

 

[elsol]

Puppies are cool... mine is 5 months old.

www.eden.rutgers.edu/~mnb/puppies.html

Gah...

ElSol

 

[Guest]

Puppies are cool... mine is 5 months old.

www.eden.rutgers.edu/~mnb/puppies.html

Gah...

ElSol

awesome! very handsome/gorgeous pups.
this is my cleo. shes a boxer/pitbull mutt, age indeterminate...she howls like chewbacca...knows few tricks but shes won my heart

 

[shereads]

Now all the guy dogs come sniffing around.

She was neutered at 6 months. I know some parents of 13-year-old girls who wish they'd done the same.

 

[shereads]

awesome! very handsome/gorgeous pups.
this is my cleo. shes a boxer/pitbull mutt, age indeterminate...she howls like chewbacca...knows few tricks but shes won my heart

A lot of girls don't look good in hats, but Cleo carries it off with style.

 

[shereads]

Puppies are cool... mine is 5 months old.

www.eden.rutgers.edu/~mnb/puppies.html

Gah...

ElSol

Is this one yours? "Soon...Very soon...I'll be able to eat your dad."

 

[carsonshepherd]

A lot of girls don't look good in hats, but Cleo carries it off with style.

Howsabout a swim?

 

[minsue]

Puppies are cool... mine is 5 months old.

www.eden.rutgers.edu/~mnb/puppies.html

Gah...

ElSol

 

[Guest]

 

[yui]

Happy Birthday from Zoe and Liza (the fox and the hound)!