Matthew Craig
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I'm 39 years old now.
It's my birthday today!
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Saint Peter
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Life is over. You should just put your fucking head in the oven and be done with it.
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39 is the last year worth living.
Saint Peter
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Do it.
You know you want to.
You know you want to.
Matthew Craig
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As long as pretty girls still get naked, i will hang on for dear life.
Saint Peter
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Life is over. You should just put your fucking head in Am Pics and be done with it.
Matthew Craig
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I told my girl she has until i'm 40 for another child, then i'm getting neutered.
Saint Peter
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Life is over. You should just put your fucking balls in the oven and be done with it.
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And risk losing his factory job?
Matthew Craig
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Happy Birthday.
You should quit smoking and get neutered. Both will increase the quality of your life - and most likely your longevity. Regardless of St. Peter's cynical outlook.
Here you go again with quantity over quality.
But thank you.
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Denny & Dollie
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Matthew. You've already been warned, after 40 life is not worth living. Unlike others here I won't suggest ways to end it because a recent similar case went to court and I can't afford a lawyer.
Shit, you might as well just commit suicide. Life won't even be worth living after that. I suppose next she'll tell you to give up liquer and masturbating!Happy Birthday.
You should quit smoking and get neutered. Both will increase the quality of your life - and most likely your longevity. Regardless of St. Peter's cynical outlook.
At least St. Peter had good ideas.
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Hope you got a bday bj
