It's my 30th birthday so two things:

Soma99

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First: Go give my first (and favorite) story a five star ratings. It's close to be marked as "H" (hot) and that dumb stuff matters to me:

https://www.literotica.com/s/taylor-pays-for-college

Second: I am writing a story with a ruined orgasm scene in it and I am going to watch some videos of that to help me describe it. Send me some links to pornhub or youporn videos with that theme. I'm going out for a birthday drink but will be back around 10:30 EST time. I will post links to whatever ones I decide to watch and we can have a little group watching experience.

Hope to watch some porn with you later!

Soma
 
First: Go give my first (and favorite) story a five star ratings. It's close to be marked as "H" (hot) and that dumb stuff matters to me:

https://www.literotica.com/s/taylor-pays-for-college

Second: I am writing a story with a ruined orgasm scene in it and I am going to watch some videos of that to help me describe it. Send me some links to pornhub or youporn videos with that theme. I'm going out for a birthday drink but will be back around 10:30 EST time. I will post links to whatever ones I decide to watch and we can have a little group watching experience.

Hope to watch some porn with you later!

Soma
Happy Birthday
 
Happy birthday. My present to you is 5 stars for your story. And yes, I read it. It was very good and very sexy. Great job. Now I’ll have to read the whole series.
 
Happy birthday. My present to you is 5 stars for your story. And yes, I read it. It was very good and very sexy. Great job. Now I’ll have to read the whole series.

HAHAHA- I have trapped you just like I had hoped!

Seriously though, thanks for the kind words.
 
normally i wouldn't fall into this trap...

but i did and enjoyed it! you know how this ends ;) Happy B-day!
 
Ok quick note- an old hook up texted me at the end of the day today and said he knew he was a day late but wanted to say Happy Birthday....

Yadda yadda yadda he’s kinda poking around says we should get together again soon.

I told him he could come over tonight but just go down on me, I’m not touching him. Couple jokes about ya, he probably owes me one, ect.

Well he should be over in about half an hour - will let you know how it goes.
 
Ok quick note- an old hook up texted me at the end of the day today and said he knew he was a day late but wanted to say Happy Birthday....

Yadda yadda yadda he’s kinda poking around says we should get together again soon.

I told him he could come over tonight but just go down on me, I’m not touching him. Couple jokes about ya, he probably owes me one, ect.

Well he should be over in about half an hour - will let you know how it goes.


I am such a fucking moron. He assumed I was kidding and then I looked like the most pathetic dumb bitch when I asked why he was running late.

I want to die.
 
I am such a fucking moron. He assumed I was kidding and then I looked like the most pathetic dumb bitch when I asked why he was running late.

I want to die.

Oh, Soma that sucks. And there are so many of us who would love to console you -- and celebrate your 30th properly!
 
These things happen. Getting sex 100% of the time you ask for it/try to get it would remove some of the fun. The chase, the foreplay is most of the excitement
 
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