It's Monday 4.50 AM

[girlsmiley]

I don't want to get up.
No, it's cold out.
Stop pulling the doona.
It's only work.
Can I chuck a sickie?
I can stay home and cook.
And we can cuddle!

She said no.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_ku-xlarge2/dmo5uniazqtykkj6xhqc.gif

 

[Recidiva]

chuck a sickie! SO! CUTE!

Even when you're mad.

Possibly especially.

 

[Aquagal]

You wouldn't need a doona, whatever that is, if you were having hot sex. I'd hand feed you those cake things that Fata keeps smashing, in bed. Then you can cook for me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You wouldn't need a doona, whatever that is, if you were having hot sex. I'd hand feed you those cake things that Fata keeps smashing, in bed. Then you can cook for me.

Minx.

What's a doona?

We throw sickies here too. I'm overdue a faux dose of the shits.

 

[girlsmiley]

I went to put a hoodie on, and I whacked my hand on the drawer. *cries*

 

[Saint Peter]

"I cannot come in today. I'm sick."

"You do not sound sick."


"I'm fucking my sister. Is that sick enough for you???"

 

[Fata Morgana]

"I cannot come in today. I'm sick."

"You do not sound sick."


"I'm fucking my sister. Is that sick enough for you???"

People always do that sore throat voice even when they ring in with a busted ankle.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And Christ you get up early!

 

[girlsmiley]

Minx.

What's a doona?

We throw sickies here too. I'm overdue a faux dose of the shits.

A doona is a blanket, Petal. A duvet.

Lol.

"Sorry, can't come in. Got gastro."

"That old chestnut."

Lol

 

[girlsmiley]

You wouldn't need a doona, whatever that is, if you were having hot sex. I'd hand feed you those cake things that Fata keeps smashing, in bed. Then you can cook for me.

Omg.

Yes.

 

[Fata Morgana]

A doona is a blanket, Petal. A duvet.

Lol.

"Sorry, can't come in. Got gastro."

"That old chestnut."

Lol

Aww. Doona is so cute! Like Lorna Doone but not really.

 

[Adre]

A doona is a blanket, Petal. A duvet.

Lol.

"Sorry, can't come in. Got gastro."

"That old chestnut."

Lol

You talk funny. So does Fata. Cunts.

 

[girlsmiley]

And Christ you get up early!

Half of the people I work with are already at work.

Next year I'll have to be up extra early. My baby is going to highschool and there's no after school care for kids at highschool.

She's going to be 12 in a couple of months. She's growing up so fast.

 

[girlsmiley]

You talk funny. So does Fata. Cunts.

Hi Andre.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Half of the people I work with are already at work.

Next year I'll have to be up extra early. My baby is going to highschool and there's no after school care for kids at highschool.

She's going to be 12 in a couple of months. She's growing up so fast.

There's only one 4 or 5 o'clock in the day for me petal. Good lord. I'm crap at getting up in the morning as it is. Love my bed.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hi Andre.

Don't encourage him. Andrex is a nincompoop.

 

[girlsmiley]

There's only one 4 or 5 o'clock in the day for me petal. Good lord. I'm crap at getting up in the morning as it is. Love my bed.

I love my bed too. Trust me, when it's cold outside the last thing I want to do is get out of bed. It's really mean actually. *cries again*

Once I have a shower and I've had a cup of tea I'm ok.
Get my lunch ready and I'm off.

Have a great day Fata.

And you too Aquagal. Morning cuddles with you would just be...

Right! That's it lol.

Rex

 

[Adre]

Don't encourage him. Andrex is a nincompoop.

So I'm promoted above bellend now?

 

[Recidiva]

Rex

Stay warm!

Featherdown wishes your way.

(hope you are not allergic)

http://www.newsinteriordesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Design-beautiful-luxurious-bedrooms-4.jpg

 

[warrior queen]

I have to get up at sparrowfart to take the kidley to work.
Yesterday it was minus 4 (my weather app said it 'feels like' minus 9 )
Today at least is bearable...zero degrees.

But.
I can come home and jump back into my warm bed for another hour or 2 *smug warmness*

 

[doowdniw]

We hit 100 here today. My vote: go back to bed.

 

[about_average]

Aww. Doona is so cute! Like Lorna Doone but not really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25djvVNP9iE

 

[Fata Morgana]

So I'm promoted above bellend now?

You're not a bad ole stick.

 

[kbate]

Aww. I feel bad for you and I'm sorry it's cold.¹

If you can fake a sneeze, that always helps when you call in fake-sick.







¹not quite bad enough for you or sorry enough about cold that I'll get up from my pool lounger and put on some clothing.