It's Literotica BARBIE BONFIRE TME!!!

[Siren]

It's Literotica BARBIE BONFIRE TIME!!!

 

[Ezarc]

Doh!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Wheeee!!!

I'll call up my cousin Tami...she loves a bonfire!

 

[perks]

was Private Vasquez doing something that I'm not aware of?

 

[Private Vasquez]

She's just jealous of my everlasting beauty.

 

[Lady_J]

Are we all running out to replace our Barbies with the new proportional Emme doll?

 

[Siren]

 

[Starfish]

I am sure that Skipper can go fuck herself, right?

I am sorry but no Barefoot and Pregnant barbie please. She is with child for god sake.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't need one.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

But she's always with child. Where do you think all those little babie-barbie things come from?

 

[Siren]

 

[Lady_J]

From an article:

The "anti-Barbie" is actually a retooled version of the real thing. In the case of the apparently popular "Trailer Trash" Barbie, a cigarette dangles from her lips, her platinum hair shows black roots and she has a baby slung on her hip, reports the AP.

Oh, yeah, a paper quote bubble from her mouth says, "My Daddy Swears I'm the Best Kisser in the County."

The "Big Dyke" Barbie sports a pierced nose and asks "Interested in Shooting Some Pool?" The "Hooker" Barbie is in lingerie and comes with a condom.

http://www.channel4000.com/news/stories/news-961217-220841.html

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm a gymnast.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

That's super!

If I'm goin' into the flame, do I get to take glamorilla with me?

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

That's so unfair.

You fleshy folks get to have all the fun.

 

[Siren]

 

[Starfish]

I see a lot of air pollution being manufactured in the making of and destroying of the Barbie scourge of the earth.

 

[Siren]

 

[Nora]

Jeez, glad I made it here tonight! I'd've hated to have missed this thread!

Here's one for the pile, Siren!

 

[Private Vasquez]

I like to stare at her headgear.

 

[Nora]

It's sparkly!! I tried to paste the face from Siren's av onto Mermaid Barbie's body, but it just looked too strange even for me...

How about dropping a match in the middle of this pic:

 

[Private Vasquez]

Hey...I think I know her...