It's Jimmy Buffet weather

[Bert Notorius]

I can almost smell the sea.

 

[semen4her]

It's not the sea.

Change your Depends.

 

[Bert Notorius]

It's not the sea.

Change your Depends.

You've changed, since the lobotomy.

 

[Bert Notorius]

This is hot and steamy

jimmy buffett - Autour De Rocher - Far Side of the World


have a lei

http://www.tropicalflowershawaii.net/images/big_double_orchid_lei.jpg

 

[semen4her]

You've changed, since the lobotomy.

How so?

 

[Bert Notorius]

How so?

Your forehead is much less pronounced.

have a lay

http://www.bombayharbor.com/productImage/Lay_s_Potato_Chips/Lay_S_Potato_Chips.jpg

 

[semen4her]

Your forehead is much less pronounced.

have a lay

http://www.bombayharbor.com/productImage/Lay_s_Potato_Chips/Lay_S_Potato_Chips.jpg

You used to be so nice.

What happened?

 

[Bert Notorius]

You used to be so nice.

What happened?

Who said that? I'll kick his ass.

 

[Ishmael]

Where ya goin' to go?

Ishmael

 

[Bert Notorius]

Where ya goin' to go?

Ishmael

thank you.

there obviously aren't any steel drums in Canada.

 

[philosophygirl]

thank you.

there obviously aren't any steel drums in Canada.

They do have bongos.

 

[Bert Notorius]

They do have bongos.

nice ones

http://www.skylighters.org/amanoutoftime3/nicebongoscj.jpg

 

[Ishmael]

thank you.

there obviously aren't any steel drums in Canada.

You're welcome.

I'm sure there're some there somewhere.

Ishmael

 

[glynndah]

nice ones

http://www.skylighters.org/amanoutoftime3/nicebongoscj.jpg

Where's Gomez?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Where's Gomez?

in a beach chair in heaven, feet in the water, smoking a cigar.

 

[glynndah]

in a beach chair in heaven, feet in the water, smoking a cigar.

He's dead? I wish people would tell me these things.

 

[semen4her]

thank you.

there obviously aren't any steel drums in Canada.

Yes there are.

Where do you think we store our precious maple syrup?

 

[Bert Notorius]

He's dead? I wish people would tell me these things.

just his career

 

[Peregrinator]

It's negative 6 degrees F at my house right now.

Boat drinks
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wrong

Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare
I gotta to fly to saint somewhere
Im close to bodily harm

Twenty degrees and the hockey games on
Nobody cares they are way too far gone
Screamin boat drinks, something to keep em all warm

This mornin, I shot six holes in my freezer
I think I got cabin fever
Somebody sound the alarm

Id like to go where the pace of lifes slow
Could you beam me somewhere mr. scott?
Any ol place here on earth or in space
You pick the century and I'll pick the spot

Oh I know, (I know)
I should be leaving this climate
I got a verse but can't rhyme it
I gotta go where it's warm

Boat drinks
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
Then Im headin south fore my dream shrinks

I gotta go where it's warm (I gotta go where it's warm)
I gotta go where it's warm (I gotta go where it's warm)
I gotta go where it's warm!

I gotta go where there aint any snow
Where there aint any blow
Cause my fin sinks so low
I gotta go where it's warm

 

[Brian_In_Denile]

I love a well stocked buffet.

 

[Peregrinator]

I love a well stocked buffet.

It's so cold here that it's keeping me from smoking.

 

[Brian_In_Denile]

It's so cold here that it's keeping me from smoking.

13 w/30 mph winds here. It's keeping me from nude sunbathing on the lawn.

 

[Peregrinator]

13 w/30 mph winds here. It's keeping me from nude sunbathing on the lawn.

It's anywhere from -3 to -9 here, but at least there's no wind to speak of. It was blowing just enough earlier that I considered shooting my freezer.

 

[Brian_In_Denile]

It's anywhere from -3 to -9 here, but at least there's no wind to speak of. It was blowing just enough earlier that I considered shooting my freezer.

I put 4 cornish hens in salt brine on the porch and they froze solid. I'll have to cook them in the bucket I guess.

 

[Peregrinator]

I put 4 cornish hens in salt brine on the porch and they froze solid. I'll have to cook them in the bucket I guess.

Hah! That should keep the foxes from eating them.