Its gotta be Friday night - Dread is all styled up and ready for the ladies

DreadUK

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A smoked kipper adorns my head. My upper torso is naked save a delicate gossamer web of dried slug slime. Moving swiftly south I am sporting a free-range line-caught cod piece and my feet are shod with the very best Savoy cabbages
 
DreadUK said:
A smoked kipper adorns my head. My upper torso is naked save a delicate gossamer web of dried slug slime. Moving swiftly south I am sporting a free-range line-caught cod piece and my feet are shod with the very best Savoy cabbages

Heh! Trying to start up your own sole trader business?
 
Sorry mate!! I'm a newbie and thought I'd try out the new thread button! Anyhow - now I got my own thread! Lets see what happens! Bugger all probably
 
It might done, but he also might have to supply definitions for some the things that he is wearing too.
 
Welcome to the Dread

".....a free-range line-caught cod piece ...."

do you want chips with that? :D
is flyfishing season open? lol
 
good luck Dread, love your attire, wont find many persons dressed
like that nowaday.. they are all into casual clothes, but your so
formal your bound to be a success.

im kinda informal tonight just a Ivy vine. and an onion ring at
my ankel..
 
Missingmeds said:
It might done, but he also might have to supply definitions for some the things that he is wearing too.


yes, or we will let our imaginations run wild..........and you know what kinds of imaginations we have
 
MindFire said:
good luck Dread, love your attire, wont find many persons dressed
like that nowaday.. they are all into casual clothes, but your so
formal your bound to be a success.

im kinda informal tonight just a Ivy vine. and an onion ring at
my ankel..

MindFire...you certainly set of a few neurons in my head.

Actually I think the kit you don't have on in your AV is just perfect and would offset the sometimes stiff formality of my outfit perfectly should we find ourselves in close proximity.

The ivy vine could come in handy though....

Who'd have ever guessed that my lil ole thread would attract such a star-studded cast of devotees...?
 
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