It's good to be King... or Queen

[A Desert Rose]

Suppose you woke up tomorrow and you were the monarch of your own little kingdom.

What rule or law would be the first one you would mandate? Who would you appoint to positions of power and why?

Let's try and get past the standard world peace and no starvation responses. Those are given answers and we all agree, I think, that the world would be wonderful with peace and healthy people populating it.

As for myself, I have no answers, yet. I will think on this and come back later.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I have one now...

I would mandate that everyone could read and write, at least at a functional level.

There are few things to me, more mind expanding than being able to read a good book or a beautiful piece of poetry.

 

[Vixandra]

No more throwing blame to other things for bad kids- parents have to shoulder some of the blame at least.

No more racial/social economic/faith etc intolerance. Don't have to love one another but haters get deported.

And chocolate is a major food group.
I'll think of more later, LOL. Cute topic.

 

[Desdemona]

LOL. It's the opportunity for the ultimate in topping from the bottom! I'll have to think about this. It's a delicious concept.

Ah.. wait Anyone who abuses an animal is automatically deported.

I want my queendom on a tropical island that has nice warm breezes all year long, white sand, palm trees and is surrounded by blue water.

Pedophiles are executed upon conviction. No exceptions. No appeal.

 

[WriterDom]

All 18 year old female virgins would be deflowered by Richard. Maybe that would cheer him up a little bit.

All newly divorced women under the age of 50 would be deflowered by me.

 

[MissTaken]

In my Queendom, a new law would be passed making the public scratching of or adjusting of male genitals illegal,

Come on guys! I don't play with my crotch in public, must you?

And Hillary would be running for town clerk in a small southern town who welcomes her execution of "squatter's" rights.

Get that lady out of NY!

 

[sirhugs]

All newly divorced women under the age of 50 would be deflowered by me.

might that be "re flowered'?

my first law: everyone( over 18) must say "yes" to at least one request for sex each day....no repercussons for just asking...but if you are too picky, watch out around 11:30

 

[sirhugs]

In my Queendom, a new law would be passed making the public scratching of or adjusting of male genitals illegal,

Come on guys! I don't play with my crotch in public, must you?

And Hillary would be running for town clerk in a small southern town who welcomes her execution of "squatter's" rights.

Get that lady out of NY!

I'd prefer the law to encourage female genital scratching....nand nipple massaging...and...but I digress

 

[Rantalith]

I would decree that I would get to spank/flog any woman that I wanted to that was of age.

That the country's export would be top notch fetish gear (we have to support ourselves somehow).

All women would go topless, unless they needed the support.

I will think of some more.

 

[MissTaken]

I would decree that I would get to spank/flog any woman that I wanted to that was of age.

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Only if I get to flog you back!

 

[MissTaken]

I'd prefer the law to encourage female genital scratching....nand nipple massaging...and...but I digress

That would be lovely if women could decree who is going to do the public touching!

 

[Rantalith]

Only if I get to flog you back!

Never had that done before. I might enjoy it, but then who knows.

 

[BrightFlower]

If you choose to be in MY country, speak MY language, and DON'T get pissed off because I can't understand YOU.

 

[sirhugs]

That would be lovely if women could decree who is going to do the public touching!

I was thinking self-touching, but your friendly amendment is acceptable

 

[navarre]

By law, all toilet seats would remain up unless they are actually being used.


Dog would replace beef as the staple meat.


Ho sin sauce would be distributed to all citizens free of charge.

 

[Desdemona]

By law, all toilet seats would remain up unless they are actually being used.


Dog would replace beef as the staple meat.


Ho sin sauce would be distributed to all citizens free of charge.

Somehow I think we'll be living in different countries. LMAO

 

[A Desert Rose]

By law, all toilet seats would remain up unless they are actually being used.

Dog would replace beef as the staple meat.

I might be able to live with the toliet thing... but dog meat... yikesssssss, Navarre!

 

[A Desert Rose]

If you choose to be in MY country, speak MY language, and DON'T get pissed off because I can't understand YOU.

And when someone is arrested for being in your kingdom, illegally, they have no right to demand a cop who can speak their language, read them their rights!

(Sorry I was not fully awake when I wrote this the first time.)

 

[morninggirl5]

In my kingdom, you must pass a literacy test before you can drive, own property, or leave school.

Couples wishing to become parents must pass a parenting exam. Then they will be given the antidote to reverse the birth control that's in all food.

Every afternoon from 3:00-3:30 the entire country will drop everything and read.

Teachers will be in control of education and will be highest paid employees in the country. No teacher can be hired until he/she has been interviewed by me.

The penalty for child abuse will be death. No appeals allowed.

I'm sure i'll think of more later.

 

[A Desert Rose]

And chocolate is a major food group.
I'll think of more later, LOL. Cute topic.

Chocolate as a major food group is good!

I would name Robin Williams my ambassador-at-large.

I think it would be nice if women wore hats and gloves in public, again.

 

[A Desert Rose]

In my kingdom, you must pass a literacy test before you can drive, own property, or leave school....

...Every afternoon from 3:00-3:30 the entire country will drop everything and read.

A woman after my own heart here!

 

[redelicious]

All citizens will have the freedom to take a mid-day nap. Any employer violating nap rights would be severely prosecuted.

 

[sirhugs]

Chocolate as a major food group is good!

I would name Robin Williams my ambassador-at-large.

I think it would be nice if women wore hats and gloves in public, again.

but only hats n gloves ( on the nice days, at least?)

 

[sirhugs]

All citizens will have the freedom to take a mid-day nap. Any employer violating nap rights would be severely prosecuted.

would the naps be mandated to be " anything but solo"?

 

[A Desert Rose]

but only hats n gloves ( on the nice days, at least?)

I'm finding more and more that I like how some of you think. ;-)