It's good to be back

[DCL]

Laurel tells me they're having some tech troubles with the site, and I can't log on as "Dixon Carter Lee" for a bit, so I've come back to life as my original handle "DCL". I can't believe it still works.

So. I've been away for a while. Who hates who, what's the stupidest comment made lately, and how many people has Marxist dissed today?

 

[AzureAngel]

I hate you, DCL, I HATE YOU!

Ah. Purple Haze was shitting on Draaah (who just met Dillinger and didn't sex him up - reporteldy). And MechBlade was crapping all over the place. Ah. Those are the big ones that pop to mind today.

As far as I can tell, Marxist's been pretty tame and lovable. Though he was hitting on Mistress.

 

[Problem Child]

Laurel tells me they're having some tech troubles with the site, and I can't log on as "Dixon Carter Lee" for a bit, so I've come back to life as my original handle "DCL". I can't believe it still works.

So. I've been away for a while. Who hates who, what's the stupidest comment made lately, and how many people has Marxist dissed today?

You got a couple hours?

 

[koalabear]

Excellent way to hide from REDWAVE and the F.B.I. DCL!

 

[DCL]

Oh! I forgot to tell you that I met with the FBI! We had lunch and laughed at REDWAVE and arranged for a bucket of blood to fall on him at the prom next weekend.

 

[koalabear]

Oh! I forgot to tell you that I met with the FBI! We had lunch and laughed at REDWAVE and arranged for a bucket of blood to fall on him at the prom next weekend.

Trying to buy him off with treats are you !

 

[DCL]

So, I'm a newbie again! Woo-hoo!

Anyone wanna fuck?

 

[cap in hand]

Yep - got a sexy sister, Dixon ?

 

[Problem Child]

So, I'm a newbie again! Woo-hoo!

Anyone wanna fuck?

Stay here all day and post. You only need 65 more for an avatar.

I think a cute comedian dolly with a microphone would suit you.

And don't forget to cry incessantly about how shabbily you're being treated by the "oldies".

 

[LukkyKnight]

How do we know it's really who we think it is?

Oh! I forgot to tell you that I met with the FBI! We had lunch and laughed at REDWAVE and arranged for a bucket of blood to fall on him at the prom next weekend.

He's old enough for prom?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Just Sateema.

 

[koalabear]

and most improtent

spalling
gimmer
punkuwation
nuttin else motters.................

 

[scylis]

the whale is a pimp.

 

[Marxist]

I hate you, DCL, I HATE YOU!

Ah. Purple Haze was shitting on Draaah (who just met Dillinger and didn't sex him up - reporteldy). And MechBlade was crapping all over the place. Ah. Those are the big ones that pop to mind today.

As far as I can tell, Marxist's been pretty tame and lovable. Though he was hitting on Mistress.

I'm always tame and lovable, just don't become Korean and dance on my ceiling is all I ask. Strike that. Just don't dance on my ceiling and laugh loudly in a language that La Raza does not comprehend.

BTW--Mistress is wearing glasses. We all want her.


Hey Dilly, did Alex floss?

 

[Purple Haze]

glamorilla tried to put his penis in my mouth.

 

[red_rose]

Don't forget to tell him about all the fun with PornWord (howeverthefuck he punctuates that)...

draaah showed some tit, too. I think you missed that.

Oh, and hi... You don't know me.

 

[scylis]

glamorilla tried to put his penis in my mouth.

what do you mean, tried?

 

[Purple Haze]

(belch)

 

[sunstruck]

(belch)

I saw, you swallowed! I know that was you in the batman paint.

Welcome back Dix. You were missed.

 

[DCL]

Gee you're all so nice and funny and I just want to give you all *SNUGGLES* and *HUGZZZ* 'n stuff, tee-hee-hee!

(Shoot me. Shoot me now.)

 

[bluespoke]

Gee you're all so nice and funny and I just want to give you all *SNUGGLES* and *HUGZZZ* 'n stuff, tee-hee-hee!

(Shoot me. Shoot me now.)

B - A - N - G !

 

[DCL]

So my wife and I are watching "Just Shoot Me" the other night and she says "I just got it! 'Shoot me!' They're referring to photographers shooting models!"

I wanted to laugh at her for taking four years to get that joke -- but I couldn't, because I missed it, too.

"Just Shoot Me!"

I get it.

Funny.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by DCL
(It was on radio, get it?)

Thanks.