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It's Clan Day at last!! Wear yer Tartan proud

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Find yer crests and flash yer Tartans, t'day's the day we are Highlanders and celebrate oor kin. Raise a dram and flit yer kilt, put a sway in yer Sporran when you walk. Just keep yer Claymore's by yer sides and no be swinging them aboot.
 
Ne Obliviscaris

Proud of my Scottish heritage.

Is fheàrr teine beag a gharas na teine mòr a loisgeas.
 
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Hail fellow Scots and honorary scots!

'Tis a bonny day for a celebration.

Anyone for Haggis? :D
 
since ye leke the ould sangs, lance, he'es anither fer ye.

"Tail Toddle, Tails Toddle,
Tammy gars me tail toddle.
At me as wi' diddle doddle,
Tammy gars me tail toddle.

Jenny Mack, she ga'e a plack;
Helen Wallace ga'e a boddle;
Quo' the bride "It's o'er little
tae mend a broken doddle."

gars = makes; doddle - hymen
 
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e249/Belegon/KiltandBoots.jpg

This is me wearing Black Watch, extremely similar to my family tartan.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e249/Belegon/HappyBirthdayMcKennalitsize.jpg

This is my family tartan. The difference seems great compared to above, but much of that is because this is "ancient" coloring. Supposedly, the terminology refers to the difficulty of making dark dyes in past days. *shrug*

I don't know much about that, but there is a single sett of difference between my clan tartan and Black Watch.
 
I'm irish, we have septs, and our tartans are an invention based on region. We call scots the irish who couldnt swim.



http://www.araltas.com/features/doherty/doherty.jpg

and a wee bit o' fun for all, a toast i heard given at an easter dinner by a very respectable chap of rather advanced years.

The British Isles are composed of four races of man

. . . the Scottish, who keep the sabbath--and everything else they can get their hands on.

. . . the Welsh, who pray on their knees--and on their neighbours.

. . . the Irish, who don't know what they want, but are willing to fight for it anyway.

. . . and the English, who consider themselves a race of self-made men, thereby relieving the almighty of a terrible burden.

Slainte
 
rengadeirishman said:
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. . . the Scottish, who keep the sabbath--and everything else they can get their hands on.

. . . the Welsh, who pray on their knees--and on their neighbours.

. . . the Irish, who don't know what they want, but are willing to fight for it anyway.

. . . and the English, who consider themselves a race of self-made men, thereby relieving the almighty of a terrible burden.

Slainte
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The Almighty IS English.

Otherwise how could he have dictated the King James Bible?

Og
 
oggbashan said:
The Almighty IS English.

Otherwise how could he have dictated the King James Bible?

Og
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Och Ogg, how could the Almighty be an Englishman? The Scots and the Irish will be banging on yer door and startin' anither set to. We culd'ne have that noo, culd we? Best tae leave the sleepin' dog alone and let 'im be.
 
Ye see, Lance, the English got that erroneous notion because every time we Celts saw them we'd exclaim. "God Almighty!.. if 'tisn't them Angles come agin ta plague us."
 
I married a scot.....he may be Mr Nilla but damn he looks good in tartan

Men in kilts *swoon*
 
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