It's beginning to look a lot like...

[BedtimeStories77]

Okay, it's looking like autumn, not Christmas... But so what??! I'm planning ahead. Beating the Christmas rush! lol

So, let's brainstorm! Anyone have any ideas yet?


Anyone? Anyone?



Hello?

 

[bisexplicit]

I love holidays (well, the concept of holidays) - but I can't quite get myself in Christmas mode until after Halloween.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Well, damn. lol

 

[Texguy84]

Maybe a story about having sex in a pile of freshly raked leaves? (itchy)

 

[Elayne]

September - Labor day
October - Halloween, Thanksgiving
November - ?
December - Christmas
January - New Years
February - Valentine's Day

Is it just me or does November need a holiday?

How about a sexy new Holiday for November?

 

[Texguy84]

October - Halloween, Thanksgiving
November - ?

Is it just me or does November need a holiday?

How about a sexy new Holiday for November?

Uhm... November has Thanksgiving...

Oh, wait, Canada puts their Thanksgiving in October, right?

OK, how about... NOVEMBERWEEN? It's a month long orgy celebrating the gap between Halloween and Christmas shopping season.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Oh yeah, the silly Canadians don't know when Thanksgiving is. Silly Canadians. Thanksgiving is always the last Thursday in November!! It's usually a month (give or take a day) before Christmas! Silly Canadians.

 

[silverwhisper]

back on topic: i suppose horny elves in a gangbang's been done to death?

ed

 

[BedtimeStories77]

back on topic: i suppose horny elves in a gangbang's been done to death?

ed

I have no idea. lol

 

[bisexplicit]

Yes, yes it has.

Plus lots of santa variations as well...Although, quite frankly, I can't imagine anyone being turned on by santa-sex.

 

[silverwhisper]

i was gonna say something about donner & blitzen, but remembered that those stories aren't permitted on lit... :>

ed

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Although, quite frankly, I can't imagine anyone being turned on by santa-sex.

Watch Bad Santa. "Lorelei Gilmore" screams Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! over and over again. And Billy Bob Thorton isn't even good looking.

 

[bisexplicit]

i was gonna say something about donner & blitzen, but remembered that those stories aren't permitted on lit... :>

ed

Actually, technically, I think they would be. Since they're flying reindeers - hence mythical creatures - they'd be acceptable; like werewolves and unicorns.

 

[bisexplicit]

Watch Bad Santa. "Lorelei Gilmore" screams Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! over and over again. And Billy Bob Thorton isn't even good looking.

hahaha. That sounds like something worth seeing.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

i was gonna say something about donner & blitzen, but remembered that those stories aren't permitted on lit... :>

ed

Aren't Christmas Reindeer mythological like Centaurs?

 

[silverwhisper]

that one's a bit fuzzier, i think...don't make me serenade you w/ my rendition of rudolph the red-light reindeer. :>

ed

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Dare we ask why?

 

[silverwhisper]

what, the title doesn't tell you more than you wanna hear all by itself? :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Yeah, well, I vote we stay away from red-light reindeer stories, personally.

So, what else is there? Snowman sex? Has that been done?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

I read it as "red nose". lol I guess my eyes "fixed the typo they saw" as I do a lot when reading things online.

So, Rudolph likes whores, eh?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Yeah, well, I vote we stay away from red-light reindeer stories, personally.

So, what else is there? Snowman sex? Has that been done?

Sounds cold. lol

I was thinking of a theme (scene?) centered around naked snow angels... Having sex in the snow, the flaying of the arms and legs creating "sexy" snow angels?

 

[silverwhisper]

bi: i can't imagine there've been many of 'em.

HE: you're assuming the cash flows in one direction. that isn't necessarily a good assumption. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

I read it as "red nose". lol I guess my eyes "fixed the typo they saw" as I do a lot when reading things online.

So, Rudolph likes whores, eh?

Maybe Rudoplh could just be your regular guy...with soft brown hair, a cold that makes him have a red nose...

 

[BedtimeStories77]

You're assuming the cash flows in one direction. that isn't necessarily a good assumption. :>

ed

So Rudolph pimps out his manhole, eh? Does that elf he runs away with do him? Or is the elf his pimp?

 

[silverwhisper]

i figure they're kind of a package deal, you know?

ed