It's been a year...

[3 Legged Donkey]

Since I posted here,
I'm a happy donkey,
But I'm still minus a leg.

I'm cursed, you see,
By an old hag or three,
Jealousy, you say?
Not 'arf, say I.

It's the teeth, I'm right.
Mine are big and white.
Theirs are yellow and scaly,
Not to mention the smell.

Oh, woe is me!
Where art thou, leg?
A leg, a leg!
My kingdom for a leg!

Fuck.
I suck.
At poetry.
Not much good at prose either.

I'm gonna go and have a wank.
They can't take that away from me.
Thank fuck.
And the donkey she rode in on.

 

[neonlyte]

Hi tres 'l' - you been out to pasture?

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Close. You could say I've been running with the dogs.

 

[rgraham666]

I remember you!

You're silly. Welcome back.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

And I remember you!

You're also silly sometimes, but profound at other times, and always gentlemanly and considerate; You appeal to my feminine side.

 

[English Lady]

WONKEY DONKEY!!!!!!!




Hey, it's good to see you gain -how are ya?

 

[rgraham666]

And I remember you!

You're also silly sometimes, but profound at other times, and always gentlemanly and considerate; You appeal to my feminine side.

(Blushes modestly)

 

[Guest]

 

[damppanties]

And I remember you!

You're also silly sometimes, but profound at other times, and always gentlemanly and considerate; You appeal to my feminine side.

You're female too?!

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

WONKEY DONKEY!!!!!!!




Hey, it's good to see you gain -how are ya?

EL!!!!!

Cheers, love. I'm good, but I keep falling over. What about you?

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Hey Wonky! I have actually thought about you and missed you at times! Welcome home!

That's very sweet of you to say, but if I were you, I'd seek help. Immediately.

Thank you.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

You're female too?!

When you say, "female too," in what respect do you mean that?

 

[English Lady]

EL!!!!!

Cheers, love. I'm good, but I keep falling over. What about you?

Pretty much the same, but less falling over It's good to see your blushing cheeks back around this place!

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Pretty much the same, but less falling over It's good to see your blushing cheeks back around this place!

I'd love to give you some blushing cheeks, young lady!

*letch, leer*

 

[English Lady]

I'd love to give you some blushing cheeks, young lady!

*letch, leer*

Oooh my *giggles and blushes*


Mission accomplished -maybe.

 

[damppanties]

When you say, "female too," in what respect do you mean that?

I thought FallingToFly was male. She isn't. Same here.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Oooh my *giggles and blushes*


Mission accomplished -maybe.

Thanks goodness I came back to this thread and your sexy little giggles, before I got even more serious on other threads.

 

[English Lady]

Thanks goodness I came back to this thread and your sexy little giggles, before I got even more serious on other threads.

No, no,no! don't go serious -you can't -you're Wonkey Donkey -a joker! serious is bad and giggles is good!

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

I thought FallingToFly was male. She isn't. Same here.

Ah, ok, understood.

But I shall neither confirm nor deny, for I am Donkey (and I had a bad accident - make of that what you will).

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

No, no,no! don't go serious -you can't -you're Wonkey Donkey -a joker! serious is bad and giggles is good!

I love you

 

[English Lady]

I love you

I am glad! *bounces* love is good. you love me, I love you and oooh....

 

[damppanties]

Ah, ok, understood.

But I shall neither confirm nor deny, for I am Donkey (and I had a bad accident - make of that what you will).

*sigh*

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

I am glad! *bounces* love is good. you love me, I love you and oooh....

That's a quote for a sigline if ever I saw one!

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

*sigh*

Don't have a sad face, beautiful. A smile looks much better on you. MY smile would look even better on you.

 

[English Lady]

That's a quote for a sigline if ever I saw one!

It sure is -be my guest, count is as a welcome back kinda present