It's Bar-B-Q Weather

[Jenny_Jackson]

So, I'm thinking to meself, "Wouldn't this be the perfect day to have a nice barbeque?" So I went and looked at me old-ass barbie burner and it's all rusted out and nasty. So, says I, "I have to run anyway so I'll stop and buy a new one.

I got it home and start to assemble it. Now, the instructions say it's "So Easy a Child Can Do It." Anyone have a child to loan?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Wait a minute. When does it stop being BBQ weather?

 

[buxxxom]

On the front page of the Forum this thread title looked like "It's BBQ weather again" by TheeGoatPig. Made me laugh. (and wonder what kind of sauce goes best with goatpigs)

 

[TheeGoatPig]

On the front page of the Forum this thread title looked like "It's BBQ weather again" by TheeGoatPig. Made me laugh. (and wonder what kind of sauce goes best with goatpigs)

A nice honey glaze. Mmm...

 

[R. Richard]

So, I'm thinking to meself, "Wouldn't this be the perfect day to have a nice barbeque?" So I went and looked at me old-ass barbie burner and it's all rusted out and nasty. So, says I, "I have to run anyway so I'll stop and buy a new one.

I got it home and start to assemble it. Now, the instructions say it's "So Easy a Child Can Do It." Anyone have a child to loan?

Why is there never a 10 -year-old child around when you need one and always one around when you don't?

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Wait a minute. When does it stop being BBQ weather?

That's my opinion as well....

 

[jomar]

So, I'm thinking to meself, "Wouldn't this be the perfect day to have a nice barbeque?" So I went and looked at me old-ass barbie burner and it's all rusted out and nasty. So, says I, "I have to run anyway so I'll stop and buy a new one.

I got it home and start to assemble it. Now, the instructions say it's "So Easy a Child Can Do It." Anyone have a child to loan?

Uh oh, marketing's at it again. It will take you all night and three trips to the hardware store.

 

[Elsie Grey]

So, I'm thinking to meself, "Wouldn't this be the perfect day to have a nice barbeque?" So I went and looked at me old-ass barbie burner and it's all rusted out and nasty. So, says I, "I have to run anyway so I'll stop and buy a new one.

I got it home and start to assemble it. Now, the instructions say it's "So Easy a Child Can Do It." Anyone have a child to loan?

You can borrow my class if you want? They are quite good at construction, but I guarantee they will fight over the parts! Thats what they do with the duplo anyway...

Elsie

xxx

 

[cumallday]

My bar-b-q's instructions were terrible. It was as if the writer(s) forgot a step that should have been on page two and decided not to revise, but simply add it on at the end of page five. I had to go backwards and disassemble what I just spent thirty minutes assembling. You can still see the blue streak I swore over it on the grill cover. So beware the bar-b-q that begins with the letter S and rhymes with funbeam.

 

[TE999]

So, I'm thinking to meself, "Wouldn't this be the perfect day to have a nice barbeque?" So I went and looked at me old-ass barbie burner and it's all rusted out and nasty. So, says I, "I have to run anyway so I'll stop and buy a new one.

I got it home and start to assemble it. Now, the instructions say it's "So Easy a Child Can Do It." Anyone have a child to loan?

Take that sucker back where you got it and get yourself a Char-Broil BBQ--it's practically assembled already and lasts a long time--stainless steel burners and everything.

 

[Nookiehunter]

On the front page of the Forum this thread title looked like "It's BBQ weather again" by TheeGoatPig. Made me laugh. (and wonder what kind of sauce goes best with goatpigs)

Does Buxxxom have a special Bar-B-Q apron that she likes to wear when grilling? Does it accentuate her cleavage?

Nookiehunter

 

[N0madS0uL]

It's like one of those moronic instructions which goes

"On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:- For indoor or outdoor use only."

or

"On a bag of peanuts:- contains nuts."

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Update:

I got one of the neighbor kids to put the fucker together. However, there were a couple of screws missing, so I had to drive to ACE Hardware.

Then with the whole thing finally assembled at 5 PM I made up the bergers while the nieghbors hungrily sat around salivating in anticipation.

But shit! How was I to know they send the tank EMPTY!!! So I had to go searching for a gas station with propane to fill the damn thing. I finally retuned at 6:30. The neighbors were grumbling by then.

So, now the burgers are smoking away on the grill, the potatoe salad, baked beans etc are all set out and I wondered, "What else can happen?"

Happily, nothing. It all worked out

 

[ltnsfr007]

So I went and looked at me old-ass and it's all nasty. So, says I, "I have to run anyway"

JJ

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

JJ

 

[ltnsfr007]

LMAO, how are you today ?

LOVE 2 tease U

 

[jomar]

Update:

I got one of the neighbor kids to put the fucker together. However, there were a couple of screws missing, so I had to drive to ACE Hardware.

Then with the whole thing finally assembled at 5 PM I made up the bergers while the nieghbors hungrily sat around salivating in anticipation.

But shit! How was I to know they send the tank EMPTY!!! So I had to go searching for a gas station with propane to fill the damn thing. I finally retuned at 6:30. The neighbors were grumbling by then.

So, now the burgers are smoking away on the grill, the potatoe salad, baked beans etc are all set out and I wondered, "What else can happen?"

Happily, nothing. It all worked out

Okay, let's see. You got someone else to do it so we credit one trip back to the hardware store. You had to go get screws - that's 2, then another trip to get propane - that's 3. The rule still holds true.

I hope the burgers were delicious.