It's almost midnight. No expose today. Well, maybe tomorrow...

[Dixon Carter Lee]

...or the next day, or the next day....

Hanns prints nothing he doesn't get from old, old threads, and passes them off as "scoops".

Hack.

 

[RastaPope]

Can we call him 'Scoop' like some silly newspaper reporter?

I always laughed when Mr.Brown called Master Bates "Scoop" in the 1980's classic "The Toy".

 

[WaxNWane]

Hanns prints nothing he doesn't get...

Double negatives make me go cross-eyed.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Why even mention him?

Was it not clear some time ago it's about nothing but attention?

 

[Debbie]

Why even mention him?

Was it not clear some time ago it's about nothing but attention?

Yes, it is perfectly clear.
He also loves the affect of us ignoring him.
Either way I think he is enjoying
toying with us. We are entertaining.
Watch the little people jiggle.
As he tries to pull the strings.

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, that news was broken, Dixon. You're late.

You're a nun and you're going to be 'unveiled' and excommunicated. And you were so good with that wise, pious expression whilst singing "how do you solve a problem like Maria...."

Damned papists.

 

[teddybear4play]

...or the next day, or the next day....

Hanns prints nothing he doesn't get from old, old threads, and passes them off as "scoops".

Hack.

I'm sure he probably exposed himself somewhere. He either showed his dick to the old lady next door, mooned a bus full of nuns, or pranced around in Peter Pan clothes on his webcam.

TB4p

 

[Spinaroonie]

I'll expose you, Dixon.


DIXON'S PENIS IS WITHIN THE MARGIN OF ERROR FOR AVERAGE!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Double negatives make me go cross-eyed.

It's not a double negative. The "nothing" and the "doesn't" don't modify the same words.

Incorrect grammar rules make me go n'yuk-n'yuk.

 

[Guest]

It's not a double negative. The "nothing" and the "doesn't" don't modify the same words.

Incorrect grammar rules make me go n'yuk-n'yuk.

Waiting for the noogie.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Noogie.

 

[teddybear4play]

It's not a double negative. The "nothing" and the "doesn't" don't modify the same words.

Ack! That's a triple negative!!

Incorrect grammar rules make me go n'yuk-n'yuk.

Woob-wub-wub-wub-wub-wub-wub-wub-wub-wub!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

C'mere ya porcupine.

 

[glamorilla]

if you really are chevy chase he doesn't have to do a thing.

 

[teddybear4play]

C'mere ya porcupine.

Soitanly!

TB4p

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Yes, it is perfectly clear.
He also loves the affect of us ignoring him.
Either way I think he is enjoying
toying with us. We are entertaining.
Watch the little people jiggle.
As he tries to pull the strings.

It's really amazingly stupid when you think about it.

Puppet master, he thinks. If I poke someone in the eye, they won't like it. I'll get a reaction, which means "I win". Getting that type of reaction is easier than getting a positive reaction by being a regular human being. Positive reactions aren't guaranteed, but negative ones are.

Where's the challenge? Does it take a brain surgeon to figure out how to get a negative reaction? This is the lazy way, folks.

And what does he win? Is it entertaining to figure out that poking someone in the eye gets a negative reaction? Maybe as a juvenile, but I can't remember that far back.

 

[RawHumor]

Robert aka Dixon

You will know I have exposed you, when gay guys start calling your house for the date you promise them

In other words, I'll get you, my pretty... and your little mom, too!

 

[Cheyenne]

You will know I have exposed you, when gay guys start calling your house for the date you promise them

Your friends are willing to give you up and try someone new? Are you that bad in the sack?

 

[sunstruck]

This is all quite disappointing. I was expecting a whole Dixon Carter Lee Exposed website with nude pics and his resume.

*sigh* SO disappointing.

 

[phrodeau]

Robert aka Dixon

You will know I have exposed you, when gay guys start calling your house for the date you promise them

Robert = formal term for "Bob".

Bob = acronym for "battery operated boyfriend".

Maybe DCL's real name is "Buzz"?

Get a clue Hanns, and then you can fuck off.

 

[Rex1960]

Robert = formal term for "Bob".

Bob = acronym for "battery operated boyfriend".

Maybe DCL's real name is "Buzz"?

Get a clue Hanns, and then you can fuck off.

pretty close - not bad phrodeau

Haven't you noticed by now that DIXON CARTER LEE is an anagram ?

DCL = A TIRED REX CLONE

 

[Problem Child]

pretty close - not bad phrodeau

Haven't you noticed by now that DIXON CARTER LEE is an anagram ?

DCL = A TIRED REX CLONE

Lol...good work Rex.

Do me now!

 

[RawHumor]

Do me now!

Now, that's Glam that you want to do you.

And I agree, nice work REX.


(I wasn't sure if you were right or not at first, but it looks like it actually fits!)

 

[Rex1960]

Lol...good work Rex.

Do me now!

I find

BEDROLL CHIMP

quite nice