It's all a lie

[Guest]

I'm sorry Lit.

I am not a man, I'm a woman.

My close friend from Lit turned out to be a man, not a woman.

I don't really like sex. In fact, I'm a virgin.

I don't have any lumps on my brain. My health is great, and I'm not insane.

I don't like any of you.

I'm not a human, I'm a monkey. I come to Lit as part of an experiment through MIT. My typing sure has improved!

More bananas, please.

DCL was right again. Damn him!

 

[cybergirly]

Would you like me to peel the banana for you first?

 

[Guest]

Yes. I mean, no. Wait...

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

ah-hah

I was right all a long.

 

[Guest]

I knew it monkey boy!
Dance magic damce!
Jump magic jump!

 

[Dillinger]

Shouldn't this have been in the bathroom tapes?

BTW - I'm not a man. Just a hairy chest.

 

[red_rose]

So you're a female monkey with hair that's just on your chest... and... you've got an adam's apple.

What is this world coming to?


Dillinger? Is that you?

I'm so confused!!

(I'm rambling now...)

 

[Dillinger]

No - its not me - just some random hairy chest with an opinion.

 

[Laurel]

I'm not a cat. I'm actually a short, skinny, pale, freakish looking little woman.

 

[Dillinger]

So you're a female monkey with hair that's just on your chest... and... you've got an adam's apple.

What is this world coming to?


Dillinger? Is that you?

I'm so confused!!

(I'm rambling now...)

Now I'm confused - are you red or rambling???

 

[Dillinger]

I'm not a cat. I'm actually a short, skinny, pale, freakish looking little woman.

And you're way hot, babe!

 

[Rubyfruit]

*swoon*

I just came in to lust after the beautiful chests.

I'm thinking Dilly might star in my daily fantasy again today.

 

[Dillinger]

I'd be honored... I need to keep a checklist or something.

 

[Laurel]

And you're way hot, babe!

Such sweet words from a such sexy man! *swoon* You must be one of those short-skinny-pale-freakish-looking-little-women fetishists I hear about.

You are all Lasher.

 

[Dillinger]

I am Lasher, here me roar...

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm not a cat. I'm actually a short, skinny, pale, freakish looking little woman.

Finally, a post I understand.

Morning flights give a brain some badass jet-lag, ya know?

 

[Guest]

I'm not a cat. I'm actually a short, skinny, pale, freakish looking little woman.

with such a cute little nose...

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, Storm! I like the new av.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Nice dimples baby.

 

[miles]

Hey, Lafay

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Hey, Lafay

Hey Sugar

 

[Guest]

Hey, Storm! I like the new av.

Ditto!

This one's a keeper!

 

[Guest]

Nice dimples baby.

You should see my ass...