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It's about fucking time - "rules for dating my teenage son"

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Eh, I have the same reaction to this as I did to the daughter ones. That is, it's a classic example of a narcissistic parent inadvertently revealing himself/herself while trying to look like a "traditional" parent.
 
Queersetti said:
Just another overbearing man telling a woman what to do.
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"10 rules for dating my daughter" = not a peep from you male feminist manginas.

"10 rules for dating my son" = MISOGYNY ALERT WOOP WOOP

Total lack of self awareness on your part... no surprise there.
 
If your son can't handle that shit himself you failed as a parent.
 
LJ_Reloaded said:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/abb9c209e74959a778c3b982daa144f2/tumblr_nz68r8e84U1rszwrqo1_400.jpg

About damned time.
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That's not very good at all. It's just some thing that someone on tumblr or wherever made up and wasn't very good at it.
I'm sorry that you feel so threatened by women but you should get behind something legit and solid. Holding up meaningless and poorly written lists is something that an insecure teenager would do when challenged by another equally insecure teenager.
Grow up, grow a pair and be a parent instead of complaining about things that only exist in your mind.
 
BotanyBoy said:
If your son can't handle that shit himself you failed as a parent.
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Exactly.

Both of those lists are stupid, really stupid. By the way, LJ, that's not new. Your "about time" on the list for dating my teen son is a bit old.
 
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Heh.

You just need to change your username to pink2 so instead of the same posters automatically attacking you because they find your posts under your current username so offensive, they'll view you as such a perpetual victim, like them, that they won't attack you no matter how immature and/or asinine you post.
 
allateup said:
Heh.

You just need to change your username to pink2 so instead of the same posters automatically attacking you because they find your posts under your current username so offensive, they'll view you as such a perpetual victim, like them, that they won't attack you no matter how immature and/or asinine you post.
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Stupid noob, he's already tried that trick a couple of times.
 
BabblingBrooke said:
Exactly.

Both of those lists are stupid, really stupid. By the way, LJ, that's not new. Your about time on the list for dating my teen son is a bit old.
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History lesson - Years ago LT got into a discussion about the draft and how if he had a son he would kill anyone (police, feds, etc.) who came looking for the imaginary draft dodger. Then when a Litster said they would kill his imaginary son, he got upset for that person ... wait for it ... "taking things into real life".

He proceeded to go onto a multi-year tirade over it that likely still lingers in his numb skull even today.

http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2015/02/katy-perry-the-more-you-know-halftime.jpg
 
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Oh_That_Guy said:
That's not very good at all. It's just some thing that someone on tumblr or wherever made up and wasn't very good at it.
I'm sorry that you feel so threatened by women but you should get behind something legit and solid. Holding up meaningless and poorly written lists is something that an insecure teenager would do when challenged by another equally insecure teenager.
Grow up, grow a pair and be a parent instead of complaining about things that only exist in your mind.
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As an 18 year old son:

1. I am not an ATM, but I do enjoy spending money on the girl/woman I'm with. It's not a burden, it's an actual privilege. We do that because we want to, not because we have to.

2. I'm not her bodyguard if she's running her mouth in public. She knows that. However, if she's in harm's way, I'm going to minimize or remove her from the threat or remove the threat. It's instinct. I'd do that for anyone I know and a bunch of people I don't know.

3. It's insanely easy to not father a child. Baby daddy's are either stupid or selfish, take your pick. Guys know the rules. If she gets pregnant, her decisions about what happens with that pregnancy are hers and hers alone. It's her body, she can change her mind on what she said she'd do versus what she's now deciding. This isn't a secret. If the only type of sex two people choose to have is intercourse, they're in for a very, very boring sex life and exposing themselves to statistics of contraception, which, are much worse than most people realize. Insanely risky. Nearly inevitable for the ill informed.

4. I'm not a punching bag.

5. Dress like a stripper? Strippers get naked. I'm routinely naked. I don't see men walking around with buttless pants or waiting for the bus looking like they have stipper gear on. This is just crazy talk.

6. Totally agree. Best case scenario is at some point, people will be embarrassed about what they've sent. Phones get hacked, stolen etc. Assume that will happen.

7. Personalities form over long periods of time, so that's not an issue. Requesting I change some behavior that's improper or annoying? Let's talk about it and see what we think after discussing it.

8. Friends or GF? I talk with my GF about that right up front and make it clear, that if she tries that, she'll lose. We'll be done the very first time. There are no second chances, so don't test it. Some of us have friends that have been around more than a decade, let that be an example of a guy being able to maintain a stable relationship over the long haul.

9. Act like a gentleman and a lady? IDK about that. Not 24/7. Not at 18. I don't see that with people that are 50 years old. They have fits and are irrational every bit as much as teenagers are and young adults are. Plus, boys and young men have testosterone levels that more than double adult men. It's actually good for the human race to have beings that take ridiculous, reckless chances and those same beings, young men that survive be able to have many children. How would the Invasion of Normandy work out if everyone was 35 or older? Not too good because they'd never leave the landing boats. Young men? They'll do that just like they do stupid and immature stuff you see on youtube. That behavior has an upside and a down side. It's who we are. It's in our DNA. Immaturity allows us to take stupid risks.

10. She's responsible for her actions. I'm responsible for mine. Agree.

11. This false cry of rape or trapping him with a pregnancy is obviously horrible, BUT, see #10. How about only having intercourse with people you really, really trust with your life, because in the situations described, the GF can really mess up your life, so you better trust her with your life. I've had many orgasms with the few girls I've dated and a few hookups, but only chose to have intercourse 4 times, with her taking the pill with diligence and me wearing and handling a condom knowledgeably and both of us understanding the risk that comes with precum and semen. Wearing a condom perfectly isn't much use if there's precum on someone's fingers and then those fingers make their way into her. Honestly, the other ways we get each other off are just as good or better. There's way more than P --> V. Read about erogenous zones.
 
3. He is if he can't control his pecker.

5 & 6. Party pooper.
 
Pookie said:
History lesson - Years ago LT got into a discussion about the draft and how if he had a son he would kill anyone (police, feds, etc.) who came looking for the imaginary draft dodger. Then when a Litster said they would kill his imaginary son, he got upset for that person ... wait for it ... "taking things into real life".

He proceeded to go onto a multi-year tirade over it that likely still lingers in his numb skull even today.

http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2015/02/katy-perry-the-more-you-know-halftime.jpg
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And that's just the tip of the iceberg...
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/icebergrex_450x300.jpg


Liar said:
5 & 6. Party pooper.
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Seriously.
 
Oh_That_Guy said:
That's not very good at all. It's just some thing that someone on tumblr or wherever made up and wasn't very good at it.
I'm sorry that you feel so threatened by women but you should get behind something legit and solid. Holding up meaningless and poorly written lists is something that an insecure teenager would do when challenged by another equally insecure teenager.
Grow up, grow a pair and be a parent instead of complaining about things that only exist in your mind.
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You're hell bent and damned determined to keep up this white knight act until you get laid. Can't knock you for determination. :cool:
 
Queersetti said:
That's not fair. When I dated your son, I treated him well.
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Ah so you're into underaged kids? Laurel you might want to look into that.

And you're still not denying you're a hypocrite.
 
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