It's a wierd world out there folks

[SeaCat]

In the news recently:

A Maltese Flagged Freighter with a Russian Crew and carrying a load of lumber vanished in European Waters.

A 67 year old Pa. man has now received a two year all expenses paid vacation in the Florida State Prisons for groping Mini Mouse last year at Disney World.

Closer to home, a local man has been charged with Assault and Battery with a dagerouse weapon for putting a baby Alligator into his neighbors car.

The town of Palm Beach is thinking about seceding from Palm Beach County.

Some one is killing and butchering Horses in the Miami Dade County area. The reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the perps is now up to $6,000.00.

A local radio D.J. and his sidekick decided to pull an on air stunt. They T.P.ed the mayor of West Palm Beach's house. Too bad they missed and got her neighbors house instead. Their punishment was to have to work for a day in the local sewer treatment plant cleaning out a tank.

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

Just south a Woman was shopping in Wally World with her little one. She had the kid in the basket section of her cart and not in the seat. She turned her back and the kid managed to fall out of the cart landing on his head. He is now in the hospital with head and neck injuries.

The mother has already been on TV stating through her interpreter that this was all Wally worlds fault and she was going to sue. Go figure.

They still haven't found the ship that vanished in European Waters.

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

Well lets see here.

They found the ship. Oddly enough it's off the coast of Africa.

As has been mentioned already a woman decided to light herself on fire in a Miami Mall. (Her husband reports that hs ehas Psych issues. You think?)

A local 11 year old has interviewed Pres. Obama. This has been seen on both CNN and MSNBC.

It has been reported that a man has turned in a Masserati for the Cash for Clunkers.

A neighborhood near Orlando Floria is being over run with Rabbits. Several Domestics escaped from a house in the neighborhood and hooked up with the wild rabbits. Now they're everywhere and the town doesn't know what to do.

Cat

 

[oggbashan]

Well lets see here.

They found the ship. Oddly enough it's off the coast of Africa.

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Cat

Latest news: No they haven't. The Russian Ambassador to the Cape Verde Isles (who didn't know they HAD a Russian Ambassador) says that the report that the Cape Verde Isles Coastguard had identified the vessel is not true. Russian Naval vessels are still hunting the ship.

Og