It's a Bone-O-Meter morning! 01/04/00

[Sparky Kronkite]

Man! Does the Shebabe like OZ (the HBO series) or what? It makes her so horney! Naked men, sex and violence - it sure meter's her bone. She fuckin' attacked me last night. Great!

Only TV I can take really - Soprano's and OZ. Everything else, even Battle Bots - I can take it or leave it. Mostly leave it.

Looking forward to, what's it called? Ecstasy Island or something? We (me and the Shebabe) figure that we'd win - we'd have all sorts of wicked fun with the trophy fucks, together and still be - a super strong couple.

Looking forward to Survivor too.

Ass for the snow. Rudy G. did a very good job on it's removal here - but, but, but - what about the trash Rudy? The Trash trucks haven't been around for days - it's blocking the side walks. What good is removing the snow and bragging about it when the side walks are block with stinky trash? Huh Rudy?

Also - for all you non-New Yorker's - a tidbit of interest. When it snows here, for the ones who drive and park on the street, as I do sometimes - WE GOT NO SNOW SHOVELS!!!! What? Do you think we may have a garage with a bunch of weed eaters, and leave blower's too? YA CAN'T DIG OUT!!! THE PLOWS, PLOW YOU IN!!!! YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE THAW TO GET YOUR CAR OUT!!!

I see some people with little brooms trying to dig out. Luckily I have a 4 wheeler and boom(!) right out. But these folks with little wizzer's - they are stuck and if the temp does not rise - for a good while.

Oh well, enough for my morning rant - about a 10 as per usual - hope your close to that where ever your fingers hit the keys.

 

[R Nitelight]

Mornin', Sparky.

 

[Expertise]

Hey Sparky. Bone o meter is non functional this morning very little RL stimuli this am.

'Bout an 8 on the Sparkometer. Cant wait for the show you are talking about (Play and Pray Island or whatever). TV should hit a new low about twenty minutes after it starts. Ahhh the joys of feeling superior.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

This is true......

Being a TV person, having produced both shit and worth while art alike - I really enjoy bad TV - I mean, real bad TV. I actually look at it as an art form. Jim Baker and Tammy in their heyday. Ernest Angely. Any faith healers. News anchors blowing it. Tape rolls gone bad. Sat links going down. Politicians whispering shit into open mikes. Out-takes. Anything bad.

As good as very little TV gets - Ken Burns, BBC shit, History Channel stuff (did a show with them last night w/Robin McNeil on the Holocaust to air in the near future) - as we all know - most of it is mediocre, boring, fill.

So I find bad TV very refreshing.

 

[Ambrosious]

That made me think. When we had our 1 1/2 inches of snow, a guy in our nieghborhood dragged out a snowblower he had in the garage. He is from "up there" somewhere. After fiddling with it for about an hour, he got it started and with a BIG grin, he started down his driveway. Let me tell you, a crowd gathered, and comments were made.

We ooohhhed and aaahhhed at the right times, we had never seen one in person, but Mark knew of a guy that had seen one on TV. It was pretty impressive, let me tell you. The we all piled into our cars, backed out of our "unblown" driveways, and went to work. Nearly broke the yankee's heart.

Doing great today, sun is up and we're due to hit the 50's by the weekend. Maybe I can finally get rid of some of the leaves covering the yard.

 

[TN_Vixen]

g'morning sparky

Temptation Isle? Is that what you're talking about? When does that air anyway?

There's a single Mom from TN on Survivor this time!

Have you heard about some show they're going to air about putting all these people together, but one being a mole? A Betrayer.. a Teller of Secrets. hehe. I think I heard it on the radio... but I'm not sure of the name.

Feeling better today than yesterday. Around 6.5 on the spark-o-meter.

 

[Ambrosious]

Tn_Vixen

It's called "The Mole" and will air on ABC, I think.