Sparky Kronkite
Spam Eater Extraordinare'
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And I'm rock solid at 10 on the Spark-O-meter this morning!
Last eve upon returning ze Chevy Blazure' to it's rightful garage on ze Vest side, da Shebabe, da mini-yardape and I visited an old haunt to catch da Giants play (and eventually win) their game. The old haunt had changed - seemingly for the better and we had a very nice time.
The barmaid, a super hunk Italian babette with mega trash mouth - says to me, "I know you've been told this hundreds of times before but you look exactly like......... Adam West(!) in his prime.
ZIP, BOOM, FOMP, Fuckin' BAM!!!!! I'll take it - ya know?
And on another front - walkin' by the backside of Bloomies this morning...... they've got the summer fashions in the windows allready - and I notice that the male manequins have been "helped" in the cortch department. A couple of'em look excited!!!!
What's the world coming to? I don't know but I actually like it. Subliminal sexual excitement for the masses - I'm all for it.
And last but not least - it probably won't happen but I'm all for Baltimore, all the way - and if they get in with the Giants - all the better. Baltimore's defense kicks fucking ass and doesn't even bother to take names! I love defensive teams. Go Charm City.
Last eve upon returning ze Chevy Blazure' to it's rightful garage on ze Vest side, da Shebabe, da mini-yardape and I visited an old haunt to catch da Giants play (and eventually win) their game. The old haunt had changed - seemingly for the better and we had a very nice time.
The barmaid, a super hunk Italian babette with mega trash mouth - says to me, "I know you've been told this hundreds of times before but you look exactly like......... Adam West(!) in his prime.
ZIP, BOOM, FOMP, Fuckin' BAM!!!!! I'll take it - ya know?
And on another front - walkin' by the backside of Bloomies this morning...... they've got the summer fashions in the windows allready - and I notice that the male manequins have been "helped" in the cortch department. A couple of'em look excited!!!!
What's the world coming to? I don't know but I actually like it. Subliminal sexual excitement for the masses - I'm all for it.
And last but not least - it probably won't happen but I'm all for Baltimore, all the way - and if they get in with the Giants - all the better. Baltimore's defense kicks fucking ass and doesn't even bother to take names! I love defensive teams. Go Charm City.
