It's 6:15am, Do you know where your Tiggs is?

[Guest]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?",she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course", says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!

~giggle~ Sawwy, I HAD to post it! Yes, I know, I need to go to bed. lol

~Tiggs~
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[Nicole]

That actually made me laugh Tiggs. Thanks

Now ... GO TO BED !!!!!

 

[Guest]

B...b...b...but I no wanna! lol

 

[Guest]

Stop me if you've heard this one!

Jesus as a child/young adult comes home one afternoon. Without giving it much thought, he leaves the door open. Mary, becoming quite agitated exclaims, "Jesus Christ! Close that door now! Were you born in a...oh <pause> nevermind."

ROFL!!! OMG! I'm going to hell for that one! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif

~Tiggs~
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P.S.
I still need to go to bed!

 

[forgetunome]

LMAO!!!!

You are toooooo funny!!! Hopefully, when you read this you've been to bed for a few winks!

 

[Guest]

~giggle~

It's now 7:50pm, and yes, I've had some sleep. lol

~Tiggs~