StrangeLife
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Machine translation has come a long way, but how long?
I decided to put Google to the test and have it translate a snippet from one of my stories back and forth between several different languages iteratively, i.e. using the output from one translation as input for the next.
The resulting text is... interresting.
Original text.
The corset had no bottom and offered a view as delicious as the rest of her. I was hard as a rock before we reached the landing and when she guided me inside a luxurious room that seemed to be assigned to me for my stay at the manor the front of my pants stood out like a little tent.
Translation to German.
Das Korsett keinen Boden hatte und bot einen Blick auf so lecker wie der Rest von ihr. Ich war hart wie ein Stein, bevor wir die Landung erreicht und wenn sie führte mich in einem der luxuriösen Zimmer, die mir für meinen Aufenthalt auf dem Hof zugeordnet werden schien, die vor meiner Hose stand wie ein kleines Zelt.
Translation back to English.
The corset had no floor and offered a look at as tasty as the rest of her. I was hard as a rock before we reached the landing, and whenever she led me into one of the luxurious rooms that seemed to me to be assigned for my stay in the yard, standing in front of my pants like a little tent.
Translation to French.
Le corset a pas de plancher et a offert un oeil à aussi savoureux que le reste de son. J'étais dur comme un roc avant d'arriver à l'atterrissage, et quand elle me conduisit dans une des chambres de luxe qui me semblaient être attribué pour mon séjour à la cour, debout devant de mon pantalon comme une petite tente.
Translation back to English.
The corset has no floor and offered a look at as tasty as the rest of her. I was hard as a rock before reaching the landing, and when she took me to a luxury accommodation that seemed to be awarded for my stay in the yard, standing in front of my pants like a small tent.
Translation to Latin.
Et immolaverunt in corset, non solum videre, sicut et ceteri: alternis autem uti de ea. Petra dura sicut ante portum fui, et collegistis me, cum luxuria amet area stabilitate retribuatur videretur, sicut stabat tentoriolum mea Braccae.
Translation back to English.
Yea, they sacrificed in the corset, not only to see, even as the rest: alternate, however, use out of it. I was as hard as the rock of the harbor before the, and ye took me, when he seemed to be awarded to the stability of a luxury residential area, just as he stood small tent in my pants.
Translation to Swahili.
Naam, sadaka katika corset, si tu kwa kuona, hata kama wengine: mbadala, hata hivyo, matumizi nje ya hiyo. Mimi nilikuwa kama ngumu kama mwamba wa bandari kabla, na hamkunikamata, wakati yeye walionekana kuwa tuzo kwa utulivu wa eneo anasa makazi, tu kama yeye alisimama hema ndogo katika suruali yangu.
Translation back to English.
Well, offering in corset, not only to see, even if the rest of the alternative, however, the use out of it. I was as hard as a rock of port before, and took me, when he seemed to be awarded to the stability of luxury residential area, just as he stood a small tent in my pants.
Translation to Finish.
No, joka tarjoaa korsetti, ei vain nähdä, vaikka muu vaihtoehto kuitenkin käyttää irti. Olin niin kovaa kuin kallio satamaan ennen ja otti minut, kun hän näytti myönnetään vakautta ylellisyyttä asuinalueella, aivan kuten hän oli pieni teltta housuihini.
Translation back to English.
Well, that offers a corset, not only to see, even if the other option, however, use out of it. I was as hard as a rock in the harbor before and took me away, when he was awarded the stability of a luxury residential area, just as he had a small tent in my pants.
Translation to Swedish.
Tja, finns det en korsett, inte bara för att se, även om det andra alternativet, använder dock ut av det. Jag var lika hård som en sten i hamnen innan och tog mig bort, när han tilldelades stabiliteten i ett lyxigt bostadsområde, precis som han hade ett litet tält i mina byxor.
Translation back to English.
Well, there's a corset, not only to see, even if the second option, however, use out of it. I was as hard as a rock in the harbor before and took me away, when he was awarded the stability of a luxury residential complex, just as he had a small tent in my pants.
Translation to Spanish.
Bueno, hay un corsé, no sólo para ver, incluso si la segunda opción, sin embargo, el uso de ella. Yo estaba tan duro como una roca en el puerto antes y me quité, cuando fue galardonado con la estabilidad de un complejo residencial de lujo, así como él tenía una pequeña tienda de campaña en los pantalones.
Translation back to English.
Well, there's a corset, not only to see, even if the second option, however, the use of it. I was as hard as a rock in the harbor before and took it off when he was awarded the stability of a luxury residential complex, and he had a small tent in his pants.
Translation to Klingon.
toH, tu'lu' corset, wej neH, petaQ legh, vabDot pagh vImuSchugh DuH cha'DIch, 'ach 'oH. let law' nagh in front of rut mutlha'taH 'ej vang luxury residential Qatlh stability van'a' ghaH 'ej qaStaHvIS yopwaH tent mach SutDaj.
Final translation back to English.
Well, yet there is a corset, I saw the bastard even if vimus or the second Way, but. There seem to be a hard stone in front of it, and sometimes action man luxury residential Complex stability Award and a small tent in His pants.
Now that's erotica. I'm severely tempted to do this to the entire story and credit Google as co-author.
I decided to put Google to the test and have it translate a snippet from one of my stories back and forth between several different languages iteratively, i.e. using the output from one translation as input for the next.
The resulting text is... interresting.
Original text.
The corset had no bottom and offered a view as delicious as the rest of her. I was hard as a rock before we reached the landing and when she guided me inside a luxurious room that seemed to be assigned to me for my stay at the manor the front of my pants stood out like a little tent.
Translation to German.
Das Korsett keinen Boden hatte und bot einen Blick auf so lecker wie der Rest von ihr. Ich war hart wie ein Stein, bevor wir die Landung erreicht und wenn sie führte mich in einem der luxuriösen Zimmer, die mir für meinen Aufenthalt auf dem Hof zugeordnet werden schien, die vor meiner Hose stand wie ein kleines Zelt.
Translation back to English.
The corset had no floor and offered a look at as tasty as the rest of her. I was hard as a rock before we reached the landing, and whenever she led me into one of the luxurious rooms that seemed to me to be assigned for my stay in the yard, standing in front of my pants like a little tent.
Translation to French.
Le corset a pas de plancher et a offert un oeil à aussi savoureux que le reste de son. J'étais dur comme un roc avant d'arriver à l'atterrissage, et quand elle me conduisit dans une des chambres de luxe qui me semblaient être attribué pour mon séjour à la cour, debout devant de mon pantalon comme une petite tente.
Translation back to English.
The corset has no floor and offered a look at as tasty as the rest of her. I was hard as a rock before reaching the landing, and when she took me to a luxury accommodation that seemed to be awarded for my stay in the yard, standing in front of my pants like a small tent.
Translation to Latin.
Et immolaverunt in corset, non solum videre, sicut et ceteri: alternis autem uti de ea. Petra dura sicut ante portum fui, et collegistis me, cum luxuria amet area stabilitate retribuatur videretur, sicut stabat tentoriolum mea Braccae.
Translation back to English.
Yea, they sacrificed in the corset, not only to see, even as the rest: alternate, however, use out of it. I was as hard as the rock of the harbor before the, and ye took me, when he seemed to be awarded to the stability of a luxury residential area, just as he stood small tent in my pants.
Translation to Swahili.
Naam, sadaka katika corset, si tu kwa kuona, hata kama wengine: mbadala, hata hivyo, matumizi nje ya hiyo. Mimi nilikuwa kama ngumu kama mwamba wa bandari kabla, na hamkunikamata, wakati yeye walionekana kuwa tuzo kwa utulivu wa eneo anasa makazi, tu kama yeye alisimama hema ndogo katika suruali yangu.
Translation back to English.
Well, offering in corset, not only to see, even if the rest of the alternative, however, the use out of it. I was as hard as a rock of port before, and took me, when he seemed to be awarded to the stability of luxury residential area, just as he stood a small tent in my pants.
Translation to Finish.
No, joka tarjoaa korsetti, ei vain nähdä, vaikka muu vaihtoehto kuitenkin käyttää irti. Olin niin kovaa kuin kallio satamaan ennen ja otti minut, kun hän näytti myönnetään vakautta ylellisyyttä asuinalueella, aivan kuten hän oli pieni teltta housuihini.
Translation back to English.
Well, that offers a corset, not only to see, even if the other option, however, use out of it. I was as hard as a rock in the harbor before and took me away, when he was awarded the stability of a luxury residential area, just as he had a small tent in my pants.
Translation to Swedish.
Tja, finns det en korsett, inte bara för att se, även om det andra alternativet, använder dock ut av det. Jag var lika hård som en sten i hamnen innan och tog mig bort, när han tilldelades stabiliteten i ett lyxigt bostadsområde, precis som han hade ett litet tält i mina byxor.
Translation back to English.
Well, there's a corset, not only to see, even if the second option, however, use out of it. I was as hard as a rock in the harbor before and took me away, when he was awarded the stability of a luxury residential complex, just as he had a small tent in my pants.
Translation to Spanish.
Bueno, hay un corsé, no sólo para ver, incluso si la segunda opción, sin embargo, el uso de ella. Yo estaba tan duro como una roca en el puerto antes y me quité, cuando fue galardonado con la estabilidad de un complejo residencial de lujo, así como él tenía una pequeña tienda de campaña en los pantalones.
Translation back to English.
Well, there's a corset, not only to see, even if the second option, however, the use of it. I was as hard as a rock in the harbor before and took it off when he was awarded the stability of a luxury residential complex, and he had a small tent in his pants.
Translation to Klingon.
toH, tu'lu' corset, wej neH, petaQ legh, vabDot pagh vImuSchugh DuH cha'DIch, 'ach 'oH. let law' nagh in front of rut mutlha'taH 'ej vang luxury residential Qatlh stability van'a' ghaH 'ej qaStaHvIS yopwaH tent mach SutDaj.
Final translation back to English.
Well, yet there is a corset, I saw the bastard even if vimus or the second Way, but. There seem to be a hard stone in front of it, and sometimes action man luxury residential Complex stability Award and a small tent in His pants.
Now that's erotica. I'm severely tempted to do this to the entire story and credit Google as co-author.
