It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged.....

[Wild_Honey_66]

That children prefer to use the large, handicapped stall in public restrooms rather than the small one.

Who's next?

 

[someoneyouknow]

ISBATUA that when you're in a hurry to get to someplace, you will hit every single red light.

 

[elli1]

It should be a truth universally acknowledged that:

- evolution did happen (still is)

- gods – whichever version thought up by humans over the last couple of thousand years you’ve been taught (or chose, in very few cases) to believe in – do not exist

- there is no reason to categorise, evaluate, and treat a person based on the amount of certain hormones or melanin their body produces

- hate and violence will never reap peace and respect

- the holocaust is not a Jewish hoax

- human beings have been doing a great deal of harm to the earth during the last 200 years and that perhaps it might be a good idea to maybe think about changing something about the way we exploit and pollute the planet in the near-ish future.

 

[base10]

It should be a truth universally acknowledged that:

- evolution did happen (still is)

- gods – whichever version thought up by humans over the last couple of thousand years you’ve been taught (or chose, in very few cases) to believe in – do not exist

- there is no reason to categorise, evaluate, and treat a person based on the amount of certain hormones or melanin their body produces

- hate and violence will never reap peace and respect

- the holocaust is not a Jewish hoax

- human beings have been doing a great deal of harm to the earth during the last 200 years and that perhaps it might be a good idea to maybe think about changing something about the way we exploit and pollute the planet in the near-ish future.

Well this could certainly stir up some shit, but I agree on all points

 

[Sundayschild]

Some men you just can't teach.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It should be a truth universally acknowledged that:

Miss elli is in a serious mood today.

 

[MausAss]

It should be a truth universally acknowledged that:

Elli is always super serious all the time.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

...that your gut instinct is there for a reason

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It should be a truth universally acknowledged that:

Elli is always super serious all the time.

that Mausy is charmingly odd and quirky, and it is one of my favorite things about him.

that, and his incredibly sexy giggle. {swoon}

 

[perkyT]

It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged That...

You make your own happyness.


And...


http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e1/fa/e5/e1fae547573f3009b80df26c4c10def6.jpg

 

[JustEl]

It should be a truth universally acknowledged that....

The person in front of you at the 20 items or less checkout has 20+ items when you have just 1........

 

[base10]

It should be a truth universally acknowledged that....

The person in front of you at the 20 items or less checkout has 20+ items and you have just 1........

and you will count the number of items they have while waiting behind them

 

[may_I_please]

It should be a truth universally acknowledged that it takes 37 muscles to frown at someone, but only 5 to punch them in the face.

 

[base10]

people who stand on the left side of the escalator should be forcibly removed and subject to bodily harm

 

[luv1]

It should be universally acknowledged that whatever your looking for will always be in the last place you look, coz you have found it and thus stopped looking. Logical really.

 

[elli1]

It should be universally acknowledged that whatever your looking for will always be in the last place you look, coz you have found it and thus stopped looking. Logical really.

fuuuuuck me!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

...that we need to scale back. on nearly everything.

also, that anything you say while you have visibly erect nipples will sound like adults on Charlie Brown

 

[base10]

...that we need to scale back. on nearly everything.

also, that anything you say while you have visibly erect nipples will sound like adults on Charlie Brown

1. Dildo production should not be scaled back

2. Hahahahaha, so true

 

[OldManinVA]

...that we need to scale back. on nearly everything.

also, that anything you say while you have visibly erect nipples will sound like adults on Charlie Brown

What? You said something?

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

What? You said something?

hwa-hwaa hwa-hwaa hwaaaaa

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

1. Dildo production should not be scaled back

2. Hahahahaha, so true

dildo production would not suffer, since reluctance to destroy dildos in Lit fights would also be scaled back

 

[anthilly]

Lmao they need to invent a gun that shots dildos for these fights.

 

[DesEsseintes]

ISBATUA that you look great today, and that I love what you've done with your hair. This is universally applicable, even to those with alopecia.

 

[may_I_please]

ISBATUA that dominate is a verb not a noun, stop looking for a dominate

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUA that dominate is a verb not a noun, stop looking for a dominate

^5, May