It Should Be a Literoticommandment

[Whispersecret]

It occurs to me that there are unspoken rules that should be followed here in our little community of sexual frolic. The one that comes first to mind is:

Thou shalt ignore the insipid shit-stirrer, and he will move on due to lack of attention.

A few others:

Thou shalt reconsider before posting something sarcastic, as it is often misconstrued incorrectly.

Thou shalt not dish out anything that thou can not take thyself.

Thou shalt not cast negative comments about the site unless thou fearest not the wrath of the Laurel Jihad, which is fierce indeed.

Thou shalt not initiate more than a couple of threads a day, or thou risks being annoying, especially if they're insubstantial. (Guess what I had for dinner tonight! Go ahead! GUESSSS!!!!!!!)

Thou shalt do thy best to ignore that which annoys you, and when thou can not take it anymore, do thy utmost not to fly off the handle.

I'm sure there are more "commandments" I've missed. Feel free to add.
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"Love to eat 'dem mousies,
mousies what I love to eat.
Bite dey little heads off,
Nibble on dey tiny feet."

 

[Never]

*glances at the commandments*
Forgive me sister, for I have sinned. And while we're at it please forgive my brothers Lasher, Dixon, Gil, Slut_boy, ShyGuy, Thumper, Expertise, Flagg, FlamingoBlue, Olver Clozoff, Morgoth... *takes a big breath* And my sisters Siren, April, Jade, Creamylady, Bonnie, dancevixen, Nikki, Angel, Earthgoddess, Killer Muffin, Deborah, Hunny..
Goddess damn it, forget the forgiveness. If we're all going to hell I don't see any problem..

 

[CreamyLady]

Explanations and apologies are always dangerous; I think Disraeli said that.

Confessions are dangerous too. I said that.

These are worthy commandments, and, like most commandments, honored largely in the breach. Do you think the issuance of proximity suits to flagrant violators might work?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I forgive you Never. But whippings will be issued.LOL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'll admit it -

I'll take a whipping but only if it turns to cream.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I wouldn't whip or touch you if you were the last thing on earth!

 

[Expertise]

Bonnie...sweetie....do you, by any chance, drive a Subaru or a Volvo?

I am developing this mental image of you and was wondering if i'm even close.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I didn't really ask -

Just wished it. I volunteer to live naked in your hall closet and do you chores too - naked vacuuming, naked laundry etc., no sex - tie me up and keep my in the closet like a broom. Your very own naked slave boy for house cleaning.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Bonnie...sweetie....do you, by any chance, drive a Subaru or a Volvo?

I am developing this mental image of you and was wondering if i'm even close.

Not even close my dear but I would like to know what image I bring to mind? I will tell you if your close.

 

[morgainefairy]

add a gag and Sparky may be useful after all.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

ROFLMAO@morgainefairy

 

[Havocman]

A Question for the Prophetess...

Thou shalt reconsider before posting something sarcastic, as it is often misconstrued incorrectly.

Ummm....just wondering Whisper, what is the CORRECT way to misconstrue something??? *chuckle*

Havoc
(ducking and running for cover)

 

[CreamyLady]

Be fair, Havocman . . . it was very late when she posted that.

 

[Havocman]

Breaking the Commandment....

LOL...you know, it's funny, I seem to have broken the very commandment I was questioning...

I guess I should have reconsidered posting my question, as it appears my sarcasm was misconstrued incorrectly...*winks at Creamy Lady*

Havoc the Fairminded Non-Clockwatcher

(still keeping covered)

 

[CreamyLady]

I think I construed your sarcasm correctly.

However, I had a late night myself, and my brain feels like mush. I could be wrong.

 

[Whispersecret]

<slides her panties down and presents her cheeks to Havoc for admonishment>

Geez. I revise posts over and over when I write them and must have forgotten to change the mis on misconstrue or the in on incorrectly!

And your sarcasm came across loud and clear! It's the ducking and running for cover that flags it as humor. I wish people would realize that's all it takes. A wink or a giggle. Something like that.

Now, on with my punishment, Havoc. Be gentle with me and I'll be very good to you. <winks>

 

[insideShiraz]

whisper...

Now there's an icon I haven't used yet. How do I find the one that comes up and fucks the other icon from behind?

Where is the whisper button at anyway? Because I'd like to whisper here...

insideShiraz

 

[Adoratrice]

Inside...I think this is where everybody gets the icons http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ as far as whispering ya got me .http://smilecwm.tripod.com/sally/facelick.gif good luck.

 

[Whispersecret]

Just piss off Deborah the Icon and she'll fuck you from behind befire you can say, "Where's the lube?"

 

[Evesdemise]

Thanks, Adoratrice

But how do you put the HTML into your post?

 

[Bobtoad777]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smileysex5.gif

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smileysex5.gif


add img insde of the [] brackets in front of it and the /img indide the[] brackets after it

 

[Adoratrice]

There are pages listed on the left ...look through them , find one you like, highlight the text next to the icon..make sure you get the whole thing (some is hidden)...right click ,hit copy......come back here, type what you want & right click then hit paste...the icon will show up when you submit.....the post that is. Good Luck. http://smilecwm.tripod.com/fk/hearts.gif

 

[~justin]

one more commandment

thou shalt engage in copious amounts of flirtatious behaviour...



...did i say that? eek!

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: whisper...

Where is the whisper button at anyway? Because I'd like to whisper here...

I think you are confused about the difference between a Bulletin Board like this forum, and a live chatroom.

There is no "whisper" function on a BB where you can send a private comment to someone. The closest equivalent, is the "mail" icon at the bottom of each post (if there is one.) Some people have chosen not to allow mail in response to their posts, like you apparently have. (Else I would have said this in an E-Mail to avoid boring those who already know there is a difference between a BB post, and a chatroom comment.)

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Re: one more commandment

thou shalt engage in copious amounts of flirtatious behaviour...



...did i say that? eek!

WOOOOHOOOO!