It matters who's doing the pissing........

INSIDEYOURMIND

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We took our cat today to get a bath, on the way home after he was done, my slave (sinn0cent) was holding him on her lap, he was whining and crying, and then he hid his head, just then sinn felt a warm and slightly stinging sensation down her leg and crotch. He peed!

She said it was not a pleasant sensation, and immediately hopped in the tub when we got home.

Then she stated matter of factly, that she has been pissed on by babies, and even by me, and those were fine, but being peed on by a cat was not a good sensation, or one that she would like to experience again.
 
INSIDEYOURMIND said:
We took our cat today to get a bath, on the way home after he was done, my slave (sinn0cent) was holding him on her lap, he was whining and crying, and then he hid his head, just then sinn felt a warm and slightly stinging sensation down her leg and crotch. He peed!

She said it was not a pleasant sensation, and immediately hopped in the tub when we got home.

Then she stated matter of factly, that she has been pissed on by babies, and even by me, and those were fine, but being peed on by a cat was not a good sensation, or one that she would like to experience again.

LOL Oh, poor Sinn.
 
Animal pee is messy. We used to have guinea pigs, and we would hold them on a towel or washcloth because of the pee. They'd slowly work it down until they were past it , and then pee on us (though i don't think it was deliberate). We did have one who would indicate that she needed to go. She wasn't trained, some of them are just smarter.
When it dried, it was really smelly and a dark colour. The only time i was truly grossed out was when i was holding the patriarch on one shoulder and the new baby one on the other. We held them a lot when watching TV. The mother was removed from the male's cage when she was delivering, so he didn't really get much of a chance to assert his dominance.

He slowly worked his way around my neck to the back, where the male baby was nestling in my hair, and all of a sudden i felt a WHOOSH!

It was too watery and huge in volume to be sperm, i think, but it was not pee. It was truly gross, and my mood was not improved by the fact that i had the bathe the two of them, then myself.

Ick.
 
Don't bet it wasn't on purpose because he was pissed off at the bath.
My male friend's cats used to be jealous that he was talking to me on the phone and not them. He'd pet them and direct the conversation at them, while talking to me.
One day he got tired of it. He pushed the cat out the door with his foot and shut it. The cat went over to the coffee table, knocked his brand new sunglasses onto the floor, and threw up on them.

Just for anyone who thinks cats are dumb.
 
lol...

I, too, have had the displeasure of being peed on by a feline... it was the least enjoyable experience of my day, I promise.
 
My sister's cat has the perpensity to pee on clothes when she's in heat. So we have the cat currently tied up in a corner in the furnace room until she is done her li'l heat.
 
Eeew cat pee, gross! My sixth grade class had guinea pigs as a class pet. If we got so many stars by our name we could keep the animals on our desk. NOT that anyone really ever wanted to, damn those things can piss! Eeeeeeeew!
 
brioche said:
Don't bet it wasn't on purpose because he was pissed off at the bath.
My male friend's cats used to be jealous that he was talking to me on the phone and not them. He'd pet them and direct the conversation at them, while talking to me.
One day he got tired of it. He pushed the cat out the door with his foot and shut it. The cat went over to the coffee table, knocked his brand new sunglasses onto the floor, and threw up on them.

Just for anyone who thinks cats are dumb.

Shortly after me and K got married we got a roommate who had two cats. My cat, Tiara, (who was a tortoise shell calico) was pissed. She refused to leave our room, so we put her litter box in there, but she still would shit on K's clothes every chance she got. (Evidently it was his fault - not sure why.) We had to give her back to my mom, cause K was about to kill her.
 
cat pee is RANK.

about as rank as dog poo. My sympathies.

Oh the expensive feliway pheramone stuff?

It works WONDERS on a stressed cat, I'm not kidding. I'm not a feliway shill, but it's awesome, our male has quit marking and our female survives car trips when she used to piss or crap her carrier every time.
 
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