it is so hot

[Saint Peter]

the fire hydrants are whistling for dogs

 

[Saint Peter]

your car overheats before you drive it

 

[Saint Peter]

the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground

 

[Pookie]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/93/82/8a/93828ac8ebe48601daadd381f4dc2e33.jpg

 

[hashtag45]

Your penis grows in girth and splits your pants open.

 

[Saint Peter]

i left the toilet seat up just to get an icy stare from my wife

 

[thør]

Is it?

Currently about 61°F. Might crack 70°F today. A perfect day for golf.

 

[Saint Peter]

grandma passed gas just to catch a breeze

 

[Saint Peter]

Is it?

Currently about 61°F. Might crack 70°F today. A perfect day for golf.

I have a hard time seeing you as a golf guy.

 

[hashtag45]

grandma passed gas just to catch a breeze

And Saint Peter quickly stuck his nose in her behind, cause he's out of (sniffing) glue.

 

[Disgustipated]

The Sharpies have all melted.

 

[hashtag45]

The Sharpies have all melted.

So did your brain. Long time ago.

 

[thør]

I have a hard time seeing you as a golf guy.

I'm not really, but it's pretty nice to golf on a work day.

 

[Saint Peter]

it is so hot the whiskers are peeking out from underneath hash's pancake makeup

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm not really, but it's pretty nice to golf on a work day.

Tell the beer cart girls Pete says hello!

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm not really, but it's pretty nice to golf on a work day.

Bingo! I only play when brown nosin' clients like they were Blurt Bitches.

 

[hashtag45]

It is so hot and horny that SaintPeter started dry-humping the dog who's peeing on the fire hydrant.

 

[doowdniw]

Is it?

Currently about 61°F. Might crack 70°F today. A perfect day for golf.

Won't get to triple digits until next week. (But I don't own a snow shovel, so there's that.)

 

[Saint Peter]

it is so hot the fat guys are making their own gravy

 

[Lancecastor]

Bingo! I only play when brown nosin' clients like they were Blurt Bitches.

That sounds about right.

 

[miles]

it is so hot the fat guys are making their own gravy

Rim shot!

 

[Saint Peter]

Rim shot!

Pre beard Letterman.

 

[miles]

Pre beard Letterman.

Back when he was sometimes funny.

 

[Saint Peter]

I saw a funeral procession drive thru a Dairy Queen

 

[Fata Morgana]

Someone's looking for attention I see.