It has been decreed that I shall be Queen of all Literotica-land

[Siren]

 

[Xander]

*Bows in front of Sirens Royal ass*

How may thy humble subject serve thee, Queen Madam!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I've been sent by King Henry who claims all these lands as part of his soveriegn realm, and he begs your audience at Agincourt to dispute the matter.

 

[mig]

Respect my royal ass

Dunno bout that but I'll kiss it for you.

 

[Siren]

King Henry can have an audience with my royal ass

 

[bluntforcemama]

I will not ordain you. I'm God.

 

[Siren]

okay Myst-ery, then

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, I'm Gawd, remember? I doubt DCL's forgiven me.

Your Majesty, please make DCL forgive me.

Oh, and can I be one of the many Princesses of Smut and Cum? Okay, can I at least be knighted? I'd like to have a good jousting tournament. We can fight over PC's fair hand in matrimony. No wait, I'm married. He can be the, er, um, male mistress? Drat.

We need a joust! A tournament for PC's hand.

 

[Mellon Collie]

*Bows*

Shall I fetch you a beer your queenliness?

 

[Siren]

Yes a joust for PC's er, um hand

 

[KillerMuffin]

The hand is artistic license. You get the whole thing.

Somehow, though, I don't think we'd have to joust.

 

[Siren]

I am not jousting for him

 

[Amelie]

Falling in line behind the millions waiting

to pay homage to the Queen.

 

[registered "^^"]

WOW

a west coast version of CB.

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

All hail Queen Siren!

That being said I have some issues that need attention,
my server keeps quitting on me
I have a lake in my front yard from all the rain last night
trolls, banish them
potholes, everywhere I go there are potholes!

I'm sure you will give these issues your undivided attention, so thank you in advance

 

[Siren]

YOU are mistaken my literotican subject

 

[Wizard]

Damn , I want to be the Royal Wizard/Jester...............Now where did I put my septer.......

 

[Amelie]

Re: YOU are mistaken my literotican subject

A Queen has no rivals.

But she may be overthrown if her boots get too big to fit under her throne!

 

[Siren]

Wizzie, could there be another that would be Royal Wizzard besides you?

 

[JazzManJim]

Damn I"m glad my countrymen got out from under Monarchy.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Define homage

 

[Siren]

jazzjim

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Re: Wizzie, could there be another that would be Royal Wizzard besides you?

Of course the appointment is yours my dear jester of the yellow water.


Naughty, re read the thread title........before you are shackled into the royal dungeon, condemned to listen to KR1 babble on and on forever.........

this is a thread to pay HOMAGE to your Queen,,,,,,,,,,

NOT give a list of demands.

Correct that mistake immediately.

oops, sorry, but I did say All hail!

 

[Siren]

look it up yourself

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: look it up yourself

I dont define for anyone .

Not what I've heard