It had to happen sometime...

[Guest]

Got my first *mean* feedback from our lovely anonymous today.

You obviously have alot of time on your hands to be writing reviews on crappy
porn. And obviously that porn was for the benefit of men so all ur complaining
about how the women get nothing out of it is really fucking pointless. If you
want to see women having orgasms, rent a lesbian movie. And even then you
probably would find some fault in it.

I mean, honestly, a review is supposed to find fault if there is any.... (the orgasm thing is based on me saying in my review that while most of the women make lots of noises, only one out of 8 different women seemed to have anything resembling an orgasm).

I get the feeling this anonymous is a man who is into sex to get whatever he can out of it and to hell with whether or not the woman he is with enjoyed it.

(OK, so I know that in most pornos the orgasms that are shown are *fake* but at least some make them believable...)

 

[English Lady]

CrimsonMaiden..congratulations on getting someone steamed up! Take it with a pinch of salt my dear and just let it woosh over your head. Mean Anonymous tends to not know what he/she's typing about anyway!

 

[Guest]

I know, EL, I just thought it was funny.... but had to share that I had finally received my first *negative* feedback....

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

CM,

Welcome to the club!

RF

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Grats CM,

Be of good Cheer, at least your annon could spell. When you get one of the "Og no like stupid story" variety you will look back on this one fondly.

(Apologies to the great Ogs, the og I refer to is from a dilbert cartoon, to wit "Og make mission statment" )

-Colly

 

[Guest]

Apparently you struck a nerve with the reader.

Yea! Good for you!

He must harbor some intense guilt over his porno collection, and perhaps he thinks only men should watch and enjoy it?

People are funny.

 

[Quasimodem]

The Review Reviewer Reviewed.

You obviously have alot of time on your hands to be writing reviews on crappy porn.

Vice versa!

And obviously that porn was for the benefit of men so all ur complaining about how the women get nothing out of it is really fucking pointless.

Being shown an alternate point of view is pointless, if you only have room for your own feelings.

If you want to see women having orgasms, rent a lesbian movie.

It thinks one reads porn to SEE women having an orgasm?

And even then you probably would find some fault in it.

This from one who finds fault in nothing.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Can you imagine this guy having a girlfriend - honey, if you want an orgasm, don't look at me, go rent a movie or something.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Can you imagine this guy having a girlfriend - honey, if you want an orgasm, don't look at me, go rent a movie or something.

There is another kind of man?


-Colly

 

[Svenskaflicka]

(OK, so I know that in most pornos the orgasms that are shown are *fake* but at least some make them believable...)

*GASP*


HEY! I don't make fun of YOUR religion, do I???

 

[Icingsugar]

There is another kind of man?

Nope. I'm the sole exception.
*ducks, runs*

 

[CharleyH]

Straight films with lesbians. What? They actually orgasm? That's kind of like a guy stroking his cock softly to cum, isn't it?

Excuse me for bursting bubbles, but CM's anonymous is no doubt a lesbian. Not that I'm opposed to them, hahaha, major sarcasm here, but . . . why do I say this? Two examples in the anon:
4 the benefit of men and
rent a lesbian movie.

Only someone who's a lesbian, not all, but a few, are anti-political enough to write those two statements. A male would never say for 'the benefit of men and rent a lesbian film.'

Lesbian films, well seen the few that are out there . . . and well, they quite frankly suck! Unfortunately not in the right way Maybe YOU can review one? Well - they're so bad, I'd not advise.


Anyhow, CM, quite loved your review, and all this from a, hahah . . . pre-dominant dyke and pt/hetero.