Brandnewbuddy
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So watched one of the more recent episodes of Pokerface where a gym is claiming to be all natural but has a secret: the owner is selling his clients breastmilk which his wife is taking from a clinic.
Anyway it got me thinking about all the terms which do have actual definitions but get tossed around and I thought of a place run by a conman where he convinces rich people that the modern world has toxified their bodies and to have healthier children they should come to his “all natural organic copulation seminar” where they will be partnered with a “passion expert” who will guide them and their partner (at an additional fee) through a healthy lifestyle and release of negative toxins that may have been stored in their testes while taking in healthy 100% organic proteins into themselves to be absorbed through a natural process pioneered by Professor Oop’n’dem Goots.
Couples who are wanting to conceive might almost take advantage of their conception gurus who for a slightly larger fee might aide in creating a new zygote that is free from the poisons of the modern age.
In other words they are running a brothel with people claiming to be health experts and offering a side hustle where female clients get knocked up and male clients either get to watch while being told what a great choice they are making or are knocking up some of the female staff after signing contracts that will make them give huge payouts.
I figure it would be split between the side they show clients and back room discussions.
For example: “yes Richard I know it’s hard but you must expel all of your tainted seed that has been corrupted by the 5g signal. I know it’s difficult but you must keep going.
“Look at your wife, see how much she’s squirting from Elizabeth And Darian’s attention? You’re both so close to being purified…here, have our special ginko Ahwengandha tea, we’ll charge it to your room.”
Back room: “okay boss, I’m starting to think we might be risking becoming a cult.”
“Whoa, call me great guru…ah shit, we are becoming a cult. Okay, after the next group of punters we burn the place down.”
Or “Boss, we’re out of the all natural lubricant!”
“…then just use some astroglide! Claim it’s…yak spit mixed with some medicinal herbs”
Anyway it got me thinking about all the terms which do have actual definitions but get tossed around and I thought of a place run by a conman where he convinces rich people that the modern world has toxified their bodies and to have healthier children they should come to his “all natural organic copulation seminar” where they will be partnered with a “passion expert” who will guide them and their partner (at an additional fee) through a healthy lifestyle and release of negative toxins that may have been stored in their testes while taking in healthy 100% organic proteins into themselves to be absorbed through a natural process pioneered by Professor Oop’n’dem Goots.
Couples who are wanting to conceive might almost take advantage of their conception gurus who for a slightly larger fee might aide in creating a new zygote that is free from the poisons of the modern age.
In other words they are running a brothel with people claiming to be health experts and offering a side hustle where female clients get knocked up and male clients either get to watch while being told what a great choice they are making or are knocking up some of the female staff after signing contracts that will make them give huge payouts.
I figure it would be split between the side they show clients and back room discussions.
For example: “yes Richard I know it’s hard but you must expel all of your tainted seed that has been corrupted by the 5g signal. I know it’s difficult but you must keep going.
“Look at your wife, see how much she’s squirting from Elizabeth And Darian’s attention? You’re both so close to being purified…here, have our special ginko Ahwengandha tea, we’ll charge it to your room.”
Back room: “okay boss, I’m starting to think we might be risking becoming a cult.”
“Whoa, call me great guru…ah shit, we are becoming a cult. Okay, after the next group of punters we burn the place down.”
Or “Boss, we’re out of the all natural lubricant!”
“…then just use some astroglide! Claim it’s…yak spit mixed with some medicinal herbs”
