DevilMayCare
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Isn't this guy on the board?
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Purple Haze
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Pinko.
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DevilMayCare
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Am I missing something here? I thought I saw a guy with that name posting someplace here.
Oliver Clozoff
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Haha! You think that's me? These accusations are ridiculous. To quote the reverend Jesse Jackson "I deny the allega-shuns and I deny the alliga-tor!".
Now, I'll concede that there are some remarkable superficial similarities between my life story and the details described in this posted account, but I assure you they're purely coincidental. Sure, I dropped out of school at age 17 to join the Russian army and was stationed on a Russian battleship (haven't ever figured out how that happened) as an on-board historian (yeah, I didn't know those existed either), just like the story said. And yes, it was there that I took up photography and first became enamored with capturing the human form on film. But come on! This story could be talking about anybody.
The story goes on to say this "Klozov" (different spelling, by the way - obviously a different person) worked as a newspaper for no more than 3 months before getting fired for using newspaper film and developing materials to take erotic photos of local beauties. This clearly distinguishes me from "Klozov". When I left the small Russian newspaper with which I had been employed (and left voluntarily I might add) it was no less than four months after starting there. If this isn't incontrivertable evidence in my defense, I don't know what is.
Okay, so I've taken some erotic pictures every once in awhile. But what does that prove? Hasn't everyone? Look at the "amateur photos" section of this site. There's more nekkid ass than in the "mooning scene" in Braveheart. And this business about my homes? I don't own property in Greece. I lease with an option to buy.
I like this guy's panache - recovering from the death of his high-school sweetheart to become a wealthy and sought-after erotic photographer. And I have to admit he cuts a fine jib in his sailor outfit.
But to say he's me...?
Come on now.
Now, I'll concede that there are some remarkable superficial similarities between my life story and the details described in this posted account, but I assure you they're purely coincidental. Sure, I dropped out of school at age 17 to join the Russian army and was stationed on a Russian battleship (haven't ever figured out how that happened) as an on-board historian (yeah, I didn't know those existed either), just like the story said. And yes, it was there that I took up photography and first became enamored with capturing the human form on film. But come on! This story could be talking about anybody.
The story goes on to say this "Klozov" (different spelling, by the way - obviously a different person) worked as a newspaper for no more than 3 months before getting fired for using newspaper film and developing materials to take erotic photos of local beauties. This clearly distinguishes me from "Klozov". When I left the small Russian newspaper with which I had been employed (and left voluntarily I might add) it was no less than four months after starting there. If this isn't incontrivertable evidence in my defense, I don't know what is.
Okay, so I've taken some erotic pictures every once in awhile. But what does that prove? Hasn't everyone? Look at the "amateur photos" section of this site. There's more nekkid ass than in the "mooning scene" in Braveheart. And this business about my homes? I don't own property in Greece. I lease with an option to buy.
I like this guy's panache - recovering from the death of his high-school sweetheart to become a wealthy and sought-after erotic photographer. And I have to admit he cuts a fine jib in his sailor outfit.
But to say he's me...?
Come on now.
DevilMayCare
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Oops?! LMAO...I see, different spelling, different guy. But clearly two men who have a way with words...Allofherclothesoff. That's too much!
Cousins maybe?
Cousins maybe?
Purple Haze
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(snorts)
DevilMayCare
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Purple Haze said:
Getting late...need a little boost?
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NYET!
Please to excuse. Cheyenne..Vat do you meen "Our Oliver"? The world famous photographer ees all MINE!
I don't know this "DevilBetterDamnWellCare" person, but she needs to back away from my man!
We live in Greece, Turkey, France, America- homes all around the world. His skill as the photographer ees superb. The models you see at our website are me! Yes, I change from the brunette to the blonde to the red-headed women. To keep my man interested. And to make us both filthy rich!
Yahs! (our business manager is of the famous Gnuffi Poppets being.)
We spit on the Imperialistic American spies for revealing our identities! Phhft!
Please to excuse. Cheyenne..Vat do you meen "Our Oliver"? The world famous photographer ees all MINE!
I don't know this "DevilBetterDamnWellCare" person, but she needs to back away from my man!
We live in Greece, Turkey, France, America- homes all around the world. His skill as the photographer ees superb. The models you see at our website are me! Yes, I change from the brunette to the blonde to the red-headed women. To keep my man interested. And to make us both filthy rich!
Yahs! (our business manager is of the famous Gnuffi Poppets being.)
We spit on the Imperialistic American spies for revealing our identities! Phhft!
DarlingBri
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I'm so embarassed....
I was here for weeks before I realised that Oliver Clozoff
was "All of Her Clothes Off."
Weeks, I tell you!
<hangs head in shame>
I was here for weeks before I realised that Oliver Clozoff
was "All of Her Clothes Off."
Weeks, I tell you!
<hangs head in shame>
SimplySouthern
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Well, it took me quite some time to figure it out as well.
Actually, I was wondering one day what in the world would make a nice normal boy like him (I use the terms nice and normal loosely) want to call himself something silly like that for. Then it hit me. ROFLMAO. We discussed what a dumb blonde I am and moved on.
I honestly think it took me 3-4 months to ever realize what his name meant.
Damn. Just damn.
Actually, I was wondering one day what in the world would make a nice normal boy like him (I use the terms nice and normal loosely) want to call himself something silly like that for. Then it hit me. ROFLMAO. We discussed what a dumb blonde I am and moved on.
I honestly think it took me 3-4 months to ever realize what his name meant.
Damn. Just damn.
Persephone
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Just now...
...figured it out. Hmf.
...figured it out. Hmf.
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Oh Crap, it's a play on words?
*sneaks out*
*sneaks out*
DevilMayCare
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Jeez, I blew the guys cover! Sorry about that everybody.
And don't worry BrainyBeauty, this DevilDoesCare about his backside and wouldn't dream of touching your obviously very lucky man. You don't have any pictures on this site do you?
And don't worry BrainyBeauty, this DevilDoesCare about his backside and wouldn't dream of touching your obviously very lucky man. You don't have any pictures on this site do you?
Just wait a goll durn second here! All of those times I let him "practice" his pelvic exam technique were simply so he could take pictures of me? I mean the room was rather dark and the Barry White and champagne were a nice touch, but I would have been a bit more photogenic if I had known it was going to be documented! Come to think of it, there were flashes of light, but he kept saying they were fireworks like in Love American Style. Dammit, I know I'm naive, but shit, I shoulda seen through that!
Olly, you better be sending me some negatives and sending them fast before I'm forced to call the AMA and advise them some Russian photographer is impersonating a physician! Or shit, an intern! Is that the same?
Olly, you better be sending me some negatives and sending them fast before I'm forced to call the AMA and advise them some Russian photographer is impersonating a physician! Or shit, an intern! Is that the same?
DevilMayCare
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Walking quickly from the scene of the crime he is heard to mumble...
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde
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Apologizing ahead of time for my rash behavior, but I've got to get this out:
I love it when people state the obvious... as if we were too stupid to notice. Wow... I'll state something obvious, since you're too dense to notice... you're a twit! Yeh, so I'm having a bitchy day, and it's not the best time to be dealing with stupidity, patience is a virtue I just can't seem to find. I lost it when I read this thread... so, UP YOURS! Where's CH? I need some intelligent conversation.
http://www.kaydiaskitchenette.homestead.com/files/kofMaiAnimated8.gif
Just in case anyone wants to know the lastest move I learned, but my instructor won't let me play with fire!
I love it when people state the obvious... as if we were too stupid to notice. Wow... I'll state something obvious, since you're too dense to notice... you're a twit! Yeh, so I'm having a bitchy day, and it's not the best time to be dealing with stupidity, patience is a virtue I just can't seem to find. I lost it when I read this thread... so, UP YOURS! Where's CH? I need some intelligent conversation.
http://www.kaydiaskitchenette.homestead.com/files/kofMaiAnimated8.gif
Just in case anyone wants to know the lastest move I learned, but my instructor won't let me play with fire!
BrainyBeauty
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DMC
Hello, YLD (you little devil) I offer my most sincere and humble apology for making a boo boo regarding your gender. But I ain't gonna get nekkid to prove it!
In order to avoid future such mishaps, I would appreciate it if all posters would please unzip their pants so that I can 'have me a little looksee' to make the proper identification. Laurel, isn't this in the Lit bylaws or something?
Does this make me the newest Devil's disciple?
Hello, YLD (you little devil) I offer my most sincere and humble apology for making a boo boo regarding your gender. But I ain't gonna get nekkid to prove it!
In order to avoid future such mishaps, I would appreciate it if all posters would please unzip their pants so that I can 'have me a little looksee' to make the proper identification. Laurel, isn't this in the Lit bylaws or something?
Does this make me the newest Devil's disciple?
