Isn't it lovely? A dedication.

[Guest]

This thread is dedicated to Gauche.

I walk into the AH and all five of my senses come alive. The fragrance of sun-kissed roses hits my hooter. The visions of loveliness are almost too much for my delicate eyes to take. The touchy feely atmosphere fills me with glee. I hear the soft sound of songbirds, tweeting from the virtual treetops. And, best of all, I can taste the fear oozing from every pore in your body, as you read this.

Sickeningly,

Loulou

 

[Chicklet]

that was so sweet that i want to vomit.

 

[Guest]

Gauche

 

[gauchecritic]

Nonplussed

 

[raphy]

A curiously subdued response, wouldn't you say, Watson?

 

[Guest]

Re: Nonplussed

That's too much. I am dumbfounded - a Yorkshire who doesn't know when he should be taking the piss*.

Purr (not purring, a bit queasy really)

* I love that expression.

 

[raphy]

Re: Re: Nonplussed

That's too much. I am dumbfounded - a Yorkshire who doesn't know when he should be taking the piss*.

Purr (not purring, a bit queasy really)

* I love that expression.

I've had to explain it to more merkins than I care to remember

 

[Guest]

Re: Nonplussed

Awwww, I thought I might, at the very least, get a miniscule rise out of you.

Loulou, not really taking the piss.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Nonplussed

a miniscule rise

bye, Lou,

Purrditta

 

[gauchecritic]

I honestly am quite astounded at all this attention. Basking obviously but astounded non-the-less.

If there's one person I can't publicly bait or back-bite (the other one knows who she is) it's my Aunty Loulou.*

Gauche

*or is that too subtle considering not everyone knows I'm old enough to be your dad.

 

[Guest]

Oooh, young man! I'll be your Aunty any day of the week, you know that. I'll teach you all the ways I know. There's one condition, you have to whisper sweet nothings in my ear the entire time.

Loulou

 

[Icingsugar]

I've had a loooong day. Is it ok if I just don't att all get what the rest of you are treading about at this point?

Seems to be all hugs and kisses. But then again, I''m too tired for the subtleness.

love and stuff,
/Ice

 

[Guest]

Oh no, it's That Fucking Cake Guy again.

Loulou

 

[destinie21]

C'mon guys I'm so in love I can't see straight and even I'm feeling a little queasy what with the warm fuzzies all around.

 

[Icingsugar]

Oh no, it's That Fucking Cake Guy again.

Loulou

Oh well, there's what I get for mentioning sublteness.

hug
/Ice

 

[Guest]

Oh well, there's what I get for mentioning sublteness.

hug
/Ice

Awww, I thought it was a particularly touching term of endearment.

Mrs. D. Feel the love, honey. Bask in the warm glow of post-marital bliss. Send my apologies to the Mrs for making you feel queasy.

Loulou

 

[destinie21]

Awww, I thought it was a particularly touching term of endearment.

Mrs. D. Feel the love, honey. Bask in the warm glow of post-marital bliss. Send my apologies to the Mrs for making you feel queasy.

Loulou

OK maybe it was her cooking but shh.
I love her but my baby can't cook worth a damn.
But the important thing is I only ate a little.
The other important thing is she tried.

Gauche I love you like a play cousin. And I appreciate your smarts and stuff.

PS: I'm hungry as a hostage

and icing I do love a person with layers.

 

[Icingsugar]

Awww, I thought it was a particularly touching term of endearment.

Let's set this straight:'That Fucking Cake Guy' is not.

However, fucking that Cake Guy would probably be.

duck for the puns
/Ice

 

[ffreak]

Originally posted by Mrs. D
I'm feeling a little queasy

Wait a minute, hold the presses, are we getting an announcement here?

In the middle of a thread dedicated to removing the last excuse to claim that attention is always showered on other people?

(it could be one of those sympathetic false pregnancies, you know, like wanting something so bad the symptoms appear anyway.)

Of course, I wouldn't want to interrupt a pregnant moment that belongs by all rights to Gauche.

-FF (anticipa-ya-tion, it's making me cry)

 

[raphy]

Oh no, it's That Fucking Cake Guy again.

Loulou

Okay, I think I just cracked a rib laughing so hard.

 

[Quasimodem]

Oh, n o w I get it!

I thought it said “Isn't it lovely? A dedication.”

But, it really said “Isn't it lovely? A defecation.”

Where’s my “Hooked on Phonics”

 

[destinie21]

Originally posted by Mrs. D
I'm feeling a little queasy

Wait a minute, hold the presses, are we getting an announcement here?

In the middle of a thread dedicated to removing the last excuse to claim that attention is always showered on other people?

(it could be one of those sympathetic false pregnancies, you know, like wanting something so bad the symptoms appear anyway.)

Of course, I wouldn't want to interrupt a pregnant moment that belongs by all rights to Gauche.

-FF (anticipa-ya-tion, it's making me cry)

Ahem
My AH brother's and sisters please. you're as bad as my mother no kids yet please. I stil have lots and lots of sex to have first. Also my designer suits don't like baby vomit. so for now you are not aunties and uncles yet,

 

[ffreak]

Well don't let that keep you from trying. OK, so it's a little hard to conceive - there's plenty of time for kids - but you know what they say, practice makes perfect.

-FF (from the sound of it, you're ghaving al lthe sex you can handle, and kiss, and lick, and...)

 

[raphy]

Isn't that the best thing of all though - Mrs Dest. can practise all she likes with spousal-unit with absolutely zero risk of ever actually succeeding.

 

[Icingsugar]

Okay, I think I just cracked a rib laughing so hard.

Glad we can amuse someone.

/Ice (TFCG)