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Earlier today ISIS approved the sale of Kauai to Mark Zuckerberg to use as a national command post for the ebola epidemic. The President and Michelle Obama will move there as soon as guests vacate the Hilton Hotel and residents leave the island. ISIS also approved the relocation of the US PACIFIC MISSLE DEFENSE COMMAND from Kauai to Liberia. Under consideration by ISIS is the relocation of the US GOLD RESERVES from Fort Knox Kentucky to Kauai, the President awarded ISIS a contract to provide security for the gold. Mark Zuckerberg will reside on the island with the President.
