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Isabel wears a strap-on

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mbb308

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and she's headed to MissT's house for a Saturday romp.

Hours of careful plotting by the nation's most experienced hurricane experts have concluded that Our Beloved Moderator is shit-outta-luck.

Even though Isabel will have lost a lot of her ferocity beacause of the long landbound trek to MissT's house, she'll still pack enough punch to insure that Her Wondemousness will be spending the weekend indoors.

So much for those ambitious plans to get the winter wheat planted in the south 40, Poopsie.
 
mbb308 said:
and she's headed to MissT's house for a Saturday romp.

Hours of careful plotting by the nation's most experienced hurricane experts have concluded that Our Beloved Moderator is shit-outta-luck.

Even though Isabel will have lost a lot of her ferocity beacause of the long landbound trek to MissT's house, she'll still pack enough punch to insure that Her Wondemousness will be spending the weekend indoors.

So much for those ambitious plans to get the winter wheat planted in the south 40, Poopsie.
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LMFAO!!!!
 
I notice that no one is volunteering to go to her assistance and hitch the mule.
 
Isabel is coming to visit?

Gosh!

I have so much to do. I must wash the linens, by the groceries and make sure I have her favorite decaf gourmet coffee on hand!


You know how finicky she can be!

;)
 
mbb308 said:
and she's headed to MissT's house for a Saturday romp.

Hours of careful plotting by the nation's most experienced hurricane experts have concluded that Our Beloved Moderator is shit-outta-luck.

Even though Isabel will have lost a lot of her ferocity beacause of the long landbound trek to MissT's house, she'll still pack enough punch to insure that Her Wondemousness will be spending the weekend indoors.

So much for those ambitious plans to get the winter wheat planted in the south 40, Poopsie.
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You are seriously ill. I like that in a person.
 
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Ebonyfire said:
You are seriously ill. I like that in a person.
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Quite ill.

They tell me that it is hopeless, progressive, and fatal.

You are all shit outta luck, too.
 
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mbb308 said:
Quite ill.

They tell me that it is hopeless, progressive, and fatal.

You are all shit outta luck, too.
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And what wil you be doing over the next few days????

No one is safe!

:D
 
mbb308 said:
I notice that no one is volunteering to go to her assistance and hitch the mule.
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I can barely help myself! Root little piggy or die!
 
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MissTaken said:
And what wil you be doing over the next few days????

No one is safe!

:D
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I'm a boy.

I won't melt.

I'll be willing to bet more than I have on that fact, too.
 
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mbb308 said:
I'm a boy.

I won't melt.

I'll be willing to bet more than I have on that fact, too.
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Well, I am the Wicked Witch.

I think there may be a broomstick up for grabs at the end of the weekend!
 
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MissTaken said:
Well, I am the Wicked Witch.

I think there may be a broomstick up for grabs at the end of the weekend!
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Have supper ready for her Saturday. Bitch be there to see ya.
 
MissTaken said:
I think we should change your id to "EmpathyFire!"

:p

Keep dry, lady.
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No one is blinking here where I am. Evidently we have a dispensation from Isabel.
 
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Ebonyfire said:
Oh really, I think an inspection is in order. One can never be too sure.
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That's what it says on my birth certificate, and that's good enough for me.

Izzy may show up in MissT's south 40 as early as Friday night. I think she's going to have to lay out a buffet for the whoricane.
 
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mbb308 said:
That's what it says on my birth certificate, and that's good enough for me.

Izzy may show up in MissT's south 40 as early as Friday night. I think she's going to have to lay out a buffet for the whoricane.
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I think I will fix a fine possum stew and squirrel delight for desert.

Think that will do?

:D
 
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MissTaken said:
I think I will fix a fine possum stew and squirrel delight for desert.

Think that will do?

:D
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Perhaps.

Do you need me to dig up that recipe again? Be careful for the small hairs and scent glands.

I think whether or not the whoricane wants dessert will depend largely on how many small towns and expensive beach houses she's devoured on her way from me to you.
 
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MissTaken said:
I think I will fix a fine possum stew and squirrel delight for desert.

Think that will do?

:D
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I think she prefers weasel.
 
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Ebonyfire said:
I think she prefers weasel.
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Anyone, whoricanes included, would prefer weasel.

Lightly killed, well-roasted, properly garnished - a culinary taste treat for one and all.
 
niteshade said:
I thought we already killed all the weasels?
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You've never heard the term "to fuck like weasels"?

Kill all you want - they'll make more.
 
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