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is your vag the wrong colour?
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Mine has no color.
Does that mean I have ass cancer?
Does that mean I have ass cancer?
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the ad that came on before that was for pampers.
''up to 12 hours protection''... 12 hours??
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Pure awesome. But in a really frightening way.
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The more I think about this the funnier it gets.
Now I have to admit that I, and most men, might find a woman whose labia minora hung down halfway to her knees a bit off putting. But that's offset by those metro-sexuals that are into macrame'. I can even envision a whole new genre of 'How To' books, there's a market for anything.
Or the changes it might make in 'speed dating.'
"What color is your vage?"
"Oh, sorta a light mauve."
"I'm sorry, we're incompatible."
"My cunts not good enough for you????"
"Nothin' personal."
This whole concept has the makings of a very weird "Love Boat" series.
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Now I have to admit that I, and most men, might find a woman whose labia minora hung down halfway to her knees a bit off putting. But that's offset by those metro-sexuals that are into macrame'. I can even envision a whole new genre of 'How To' books, there's a market for anything.
Or the changes it might make in 'speed dating.'
"What color is your vage?"
"Oh, sorta a light mauve."
"I'm sorry, we're incompatible."
"My cunts not good enough for you????"
"Nothin' personal."
This whole concept has the makings of a very weird "Love Boat" series.
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If I had a vag, I'd want big lips so I could hang weights off of them.
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candi, i will put you on ignore if you keep quoting it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the one that started an immensely funny thread. Play or fold.
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Fine- I won't, but suffice to say I know what vag weights are. That's why I said that. It is not news to me, as Ishmale seems to believe.
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My vagina is a delicate shade of pink.
Do I pass?
My labia majora are medium and slightly plump.
Is that ok?
My labia minora are gently tucked away and in no way protruding.
Do I get a star?
Fuck me sideways - as if we girls didn't have enough to worry about!
And for the record, the penis/balls preference this week is...
Penis - straight, between 7 and 8 inches, fair-toned, no marks, scars or other disfigurements. Re: foreskin - you can be either cut or not, but if you're cut, you damn well better not have scarring. (There is an oil to minimise scarring, for those men that have some grooming to do. It's called Bio-Oil.)
Balls - must be walnut-sized and smooth. Must hang almost equally. Bag must be moisturised and smooth. And of course it goes without saying, it must also be within 3 shades of white.
yw.
Do I pass?
My labia majora are medium and slightly plump.
Is that ok?
My labia minora are gently tucked away and in no way protruding.
Do I get a star?
Fuck me sideways - as if we girls didn't have enough to worry about!
And for the record, the penis/balls preference this week is...
Penis - straight, between 7 and 8 inches, fair-toned, no marks, scars or other disfigurements. Re: foreskin - you can be either cut or not, but if you're cut, you damn well better not have scarring. (There is an oil to minimise scarring, for those men that have some grooming to do. It's called Bio-Oil.)
Balls - must be walnut-sized and smooth. Must hang almost equally. Bag must be moisturised and smooth. And of course it goes without saying, it must also be within 3 shades of white.
yw.
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I used to sell weights to hang off piercings.
When I still worked as a piercer, that is.
I made a shitload of profit on each set.... at least 750%.
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Not having bothered to research I'll take your word that they're already out there.
All of which provides a new canvas for 'vage ink'. Contemporary, classic, portrait, tribal, ahhh, the specializations available.
And don't let her buffalo you.
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those make no sense to me.I used to sell weights to hang off piercings.
When I still worked as a piercer, that is.
I made a shitload of profit on each set.... at least 750%.
people have some weirdarse tastes.
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My scrote turned green once. It was the colored skivvies. I should've washed before wearing.
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for half a second i was a little freaked out.
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Besides, no you won't. You love me.
You smiled when I held up the marshmellows.
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!1 
i want to crush his face between my molars
i want to crush his face between my molars
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