Is this What Men are really thinking

[Nobody Special's wife]

1- NO, we can't be friends. I just want you for sex

2- The dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat

3- You've got no chance of me calling you

4- No, I won't be gentle

5- Of course you have to swallow

6- Well yes, actually I do this all the time

7- I hate your fucking friends

8- I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight

9- I'd rather watch a porno

10- Eat it ?? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it.


Or is it all a lie


THE WIFE

 

[TonyG]

You would never hear these from me. Well, the part about swallowing does have some merit.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

NSW, beer hurts spewing out one's nose! Damn that was funny!!!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Some how I thought you like it

 

[Silverlily]

There's only one small flaw with this list. It's based on the assumption men can think to begin with.

 

[Thumper]

I think therefore...

I am.

If we thought about it...would we chase after you females???

Tit for tat...I have a tat now let's see some tit!

There's only one small flaw with this list. It's based on the assumption men can think to begin with.

 

[Roll-One]

There's only one small flaw with this list. It's based on the assumption men can think to begin with.

HEYYYYYYY, we have two heads to think with ya know...lol

 

[Silverlily]

My word, you all are easy to get a rise out of! (either head )

 

[Rosebud]

1- NO, we can't be friends. I just want you for sex
Okay...I was just using you too

2- The dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat
just slap and ride the waves baby

3- You've got no chance of me calling you
yeah and I am drunk so big dif...

4- No, I won't be gentle
oh yes baby give it to me

5- Of course you have to swallow
i love to swallow

6- Well yes, actually I do this all the time
cool just remember the rubber

7- I hate your fucking friends
what a coincidence...they hate you too

8- I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight
cool i love a wild savage fuck

9- I'd rather watch a porno
just because you are sooo used to your hand

10- Eat it ?? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it
that is why you can't see your toes ass hole...