Is this REALLY a bad thing?

[A Desert Rose]

When someone tells you to go fuck yourself... why is that a bad thing?

I don't have to be told to do it. I can do it when I please, how I please and IF I please.

But, if someone wants to suggest I do it... I think it's a treat.

Thank you very much.

 

[Vixandra]

If I use it, its an insult.
"Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself?"

But you could take it either way, I suppose.

 

[m wisdom]

Reading between the lines

_ someone tell _ go fuck yourself _ I _ have to be told _ please _ someone _suggest I do it _ Thank you very much.

Since you asked so nicely, please go fuck yourself.

And do post some pictures here

 

[FungiUg]

I don't have to be told to do it. I can do it when I please, how I please and IF I please.

All I can say is... Slut!

 

[A Desert Rose]

OKAY!!! Now we're fucking ----I mean--- cooking with Crisco!

You guys are sooo funnneee. LOL

 

[Vixandra]

OKAY!!! Now we're fucking ----I mean--- cooking with Crisco!

You guys are sooo funnneee. LOL

Careful with that crisco- things can get a bit too slippery.

Unless you're like me and refuse to touch the stuff.

Still- imagine that works better then other types of lube... but eww.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Careful with that crisco- things can get a bit too slippery.

Unless you're like me and refuse to touch the stuff.

Still- imagine that works better then other types of lube... but eww.

I'm with you... it's only good for pie crusts... LOL

 

[m wisdom]

I'm with you... it's only good for pie crusts... LOL

You girls lack imagination.

 

[RJMasters]

Mmmmm

Pie!

Pie Crust?

Pie filling!

Face full of pie

piepervpiepervpieperv

(opps sry lol, hold up hands...I know I know, go fuck myself).

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Mmmmm

You girls lack imagination.

That's why we need fellas like you. Gimme some helpful Crisco hints, will ya, please?

Pie!

Pie Crust?

Pie filling!

Face full of pie

piepervpiepervpieperv

(opps sry lol, hold up hands...I know I know, go fuck myself).

Pie full of face... yummm.

LOL... I love when a thread begins to take on a life of it's own, thanks to posters how can run with it!

You pieperver, you!

 

[m wisdom]

Re: Re: Mmmmm

That's why we need fellas like you. Gimme some helpful Crisco hints, will ya, please?

stir-frying
grilling
baking
deep-frying
marinating

 

[Kajira Callista]

crisco?
wrestling

 

[m wisdom]

http://hus7.rsn.bth.se/~magnus/misc/slippery.jpg

 

[lorddragonwolf]

When someone tells you to go fuck yourself... why is that a bad thing?

I don't have to be told to do it. I can do it when I please, how I please and IF I please.

But, if someone wants to suggest I do it... I think it's a treat.

Thank you very much.

your welcome.

 

[fallon2]

Personally,

I very much like telling a sub to fuck her self. Very erotic for the sub to hear those words with all the intensity that they deliver.

Very erotic to watch the sub fuck her self as well. There's one in particular . . . that follows directions extremely well.

 

[James G 5]

When someone tells you to go fuck yourself... why is that a bad thing?

I don't have to be told to do it. I can do it when I please, how I please and IF I please.

But, if someone wants to suggest I do it... I think it's a treat.

Thank you very much.

*ballgagging myself*

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: Is this REALLY a bad thing?

*ballgagging myself*

yes... ballgagging yourself is a good idea. LMAO



Now, I'm off to work.

Have a great night, all my Lits'ter pals!

 

[FungiUg]

Do you know that they sell the equivalent of Crisco over here in adult shops? Think about it...

 

[James G 5]

Re: Re: Re: Is this REALLY a bad thing?

yes... ballgagging yourself is a good idea. LMAO



Now, I'm off to work.

Have a great night, all my Lits'ter pals!

Ooo, smart mouth...

 

[James G 5]

Do you know that they sell the equivalent of Crisco over here in adult shops? Think about it...

Oh my

 

[WriterDom]

When someone tells you to go fuck yourself... why is that a bad thing?

I don't have to be told to do it. I can do it when I please, how I please and IF I please.

But, if someone wants to suggest I do it... I think it's a treat.

Thank you very much.

Maybe you need to be told not to fuck yourself. But you did win the football picks so I guess you deserve a reward.

 

[A Desert Rose]

;-D

 

[DVS]

Am I missing something? I always knew Crisco was good for pie crusts. My mother made the best pies, and Crisco was what she used for the crust.

And, she also used it for fried chicken. Wonderful, is all I can say about her chicken.

But, in the erotic world of lubes, it's best for fisting, right?