Is this okay?

[NaokoSmith]

Volcano sex!

Damn, some women do think big and then there are a few....

"We don't need no dinky Dinos."

You would certainly want to make sure you were a wet wet woman in the volcano sex story. On the other hand, if you squirted, might you put out its fire? Tricky one ...


(And don't even start me on it as unsafe sex ...! )

 

[oggbashan]

You would certainly want to make sure you were a wet wet woman in the volcano sex story. On the other hand, if you squirted, might you put out its fire? Tricky one ...


(And don't even start me on it as unsafe sex ...! )

If that picture shows a pool near the volcano, she would need acid and heatproof legs to wade through it.

If she has, then she's non-human, and anything goes (except underage) and for just for Naoko you had better be wearing a hazmat condom.

 

[NaokoSmith]

If that picture shows a pool near the volcano, she would need acid and heatproof legs to wade through it.

If she has, then she's non-human, and anything goes (except underage) and for just for Naoko you had better be wearing a hazmat condom.

Perhaps we can imagine her something like this?

http://prepper-land.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hazmat1.jpg

Ooops, I think I just undermined the whole campaign against Tim Hunt saying he couldn't work with women scientists because they were 'distractingly sexy'

 

[Messier82]

I read recently that scientists at the Natural History Museum, the Royal Ontario Museum in Canada and Uppsala University in Sweden had gone back to scales and reptilian features for dinosaurs?

(Article entitled Scales tip against feathers and starting off 'fur continues to fly'.)

The website won't let me read the article, they want money
I'll have to see if I can find another source.

Do you mean to tell me that One Million Years BC was pure fantasy and cave women like Raquel Welch were not wandering around with boobs like that ... I mean dinosaurs ... to play with?

She was hot, wasn't she

 

[Hypoxia]

OMG! Did she have sex with the volcano?!!! Well, I guess that sure must have been ... hot.

And she left that poor volcano in smoking ruins, exhausted, destroyed. Naturally.

 

[PervOtaku]

Sounds like something that started as a joke, and then somebody actually wrote one on a dare. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised given the obviously thriving fetish groups involving furries, human female with male centaur, and other fantasy pairings.

Of course I'm into tentacle stuff, so I'm one to talk...

Hm. Oh good lord.
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/
(Note that they are all from one author, though.)

 

[Hypoxia]

Hm. Oh good lord.
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/

OMFG! (And I'm an atheist.) Maybe I do not want to look into Dino Pr0n after all...

 

[NaokoSmith]

The website won't let me read the article, they want money
I'll have to see if I can find another source.

She was hot, wasn't she

I think you can become a member for free, or get free access to one-off articles by answering a quiz?

She sure was a very hot lady

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/
(Note that they are all from one author, though.)

Those young women look surprisingly relaxed, considering they are going to be 'Raped by the Raptor' and other such.

Hahaha!
Horrified and aroused by the horned giant, Beliria must find a way to control the situation
It's nearly as good as a Mills and Boon blurb.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Those young women look surprisingly relaxed, considering they are going to be 'Raped by the Raptor' and other such.

I wonder what their safeword is.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I wonder what their safeword is.

Do you think 'arrrrrgh gngngng ugugugh' is probably too late to guarantee they will not end up being eaten out in more ways than they might like?

 

[jaF0]

I hear 'Dino', I think Betty and Wilma.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I hear 'Dino', I think Betty and Wilma.

OhmiGosh! they didn't, did they? The two of them! with Dino?

OK, I guess that tongue is kinda ... big

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bb/1b/72/bb1b72ea0846200527247dc064e958aa.jpg

 

[oggbashan]

Fictional Betty and Mythical Dino

http://flintstones.cdn.cartoonsinporn.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2014/11/free-flintstones-vs-jetsons-porn-comic.jpg

 

[NaokoSmith]

Ogg you are so ba-a-ad!!! Where did you find that? LOL.

 

[Hypoxia]

Fictional Betty and Mythical Dino

This is incomplete. Betty should be simultæneously 69ing Wilma. Where is the passion?

 

[oggbashan]

This is incomplete. Betty should be simultæneously 69ing Wilma. Where is the passion?

http://www.simpsonspornparody.net/simps/anime-sexy/pictures/dirty_comix.jpg

 

[Hypoxia]

[nice cartoons]

Well, that's a start.

 

[oggbashan]

Well, that's a start.

If you search for it (Flintstones porn) there are hundreds of cartoons by dozens of artists. Bam-Bam lives up to his name...

 

[Hypoxia]

If you search for it (Flintstones porn) there are hundreds of cartoons by dozens of artists. Bam-Bam lives up to his name...

I think I have a few archive folders full of the stuff, accumulated over the span of the Internet Age and before, artistry that slipped in from FidoNet and WWIVnet, yea the BBS days. (No, BBS is not related to BBC.) Flintstones pr0n and Disney pr0n and Simpsons pr0n were the most prevalent before Hentai took over. A little Jetsons pr0n too IIRC. But now is undoubtedly the Golden Age.

 

[jaF0]

A little Jetsons pr0n too

I figured Rosie had some extra duties that never made it on the air.