Is this impossible to find?

[Trail_for_2]

You're female, emotionally mature, armed with an extensive vocabulary, an open mind, and a desire for quality conversation.

You don't live in a trailer, or with your parents, or in Georgia. Seriously, I have yet to meet a sane person from Georgia (must be the heat).

You have, at most, two cats. The correlation between 3+ cats and psychological instability is too strong for me to indulge somebody from the three cat crowd. I don't have the skills for that.

On the outside, you look professional. You've convinced a person or two that you're a perfectly respectable woman. But on the inside stir a few secrets that might make your close friends and acquaintances utter a muffled gasp, should they come to know them. And you enjoy the contrast between your outward demeanor and your innermost thoughts.

You've read a book or two in the last month...and that book had nothing to do with vampires, or shades of gray, or shades of mauve either. You recognize that reading makes you not just smarter, but sexier. Bonus points for sporting sexy reading glasses.

You have an outdoorsy streak (not to be confused with streaking outdoors, though that's probably worth a few bonus points as well). You're not averse to exercise. Nobody has to entice you with a dozen donuts to get you to enjoy a leisurely jog or an afternoon of cycling.

You chuckled once or twice here.

I'm bored. Please un-bored me. 39, fit and active, educated, professional, skinny, blond, very fair (think Nordic), overly verbose, prone to frowning (or at least furrowing), bookwormish, introspective, insatiably curious.

 

[Trail_for_2]

Casting dignity aside and giving a self bump.

 

[quietlylooking]

You’re an excellent writer and have a sense of humor. But you haven’t told us much about yourself yet, what you might offer, or what kind of connection you are seeking.

 

[GoldRogue]

Absolutely nothing wrong with having 3+ cats ladies!

 

[Trail_for_2]

I posted this long ago. I guess it worked a bit, but I figured I'd kick it to the top and give lit another go.

And my standards have gone down with time. It's now a four cat limit.

 

[MiLFwAiTiNgFoRyOU]

I posted this long ago. I guess it worked a bit, but I figured I'd kick it to the top and give lit another go.

And my standards have gone down with time. It's now a four cat limit.

Hi, I do not have four cats. Lol. But I found your original post, and i did get a laugh or three out of it. Would love to start up a conversation and see where it goes.

 

[lonely_hubby60]

You’re an excellent writer and have a sense of humor. But you haven’t told us much about yourself yet, what you might offer, or what kind of connection you are seeking.

Quietly Looking, I'd say if you are unable to read out of this fellow's ad anything meaningful about him, or about his intentions connection-wise, you probably are not suitable for him.

Just my 2 cents worth guessing.