Is there a woman out there who is excited by sexual wordplay?

[CreativeMaster]

I really like sexual puns and double-entendres, and I wondered whether there is a woman who might be interested in exchanging some banter of this kind with me? Here is an example, using an extended style which I find quite useful as an opening gambit in a wordplay-session, because its very long-windedness gives many opportunities for a response: "The other day, I was thinking about lying naked on my back, and bashing away on my tool. This was because - as I am sure you have guessed - I had just watched a TV nature documentary, in which a sea-otter used a stone as a tool, which it balanced on its chest in order to crack open a shell, and I was empathizing with this ingenious creature." Maybe in response, you might say: "Do you think about beavers, too?" and I could reply: "You're dam right I do!" And then you might follow with: "Are you talking about getting wood?" And so the banter would continue. You might pick up on words like 'shell' (surely something could be done here with the word 'winkle' which is British slang for a penis) or indeed 'nature' could lead to an exchange about being a naturist. Indeed, even in introducing my otter double-entendre, I have used sexually charged words, namely 'extended' and 'opening', which could be alluded to in a response to this post.

Sexual wordplay might lead onto other wordplay, and chat about language in general. Don't you find words, and etymology, and the English language, a source of fascination? And maybe, who knows, this could lead to some online-only sexual interaction...

Incidentally,I am a 61 year-old British guy. And my main sexual fetish? I find striptease very exciting, particularly if it is done creatively, and with a stylish or cerebral aspect. For instance, I quite like watching porn in which a female teacher of professor loses her clothes.